1 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:45,956 Dreams are funny, aren't they? 2 00:00:47,434 --> 00:00:54,130 Some are good, some are bad, some replay the past, 3 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:56,956 but some give us what you need to move forward in life. 4 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,521 It was the last type of dream I had on the anniversary 5 00:01:02,652 --> 00:01:04,173 of my mother passing, 6 00:01:04,304 --> 00:01:07,260 the dream of my next Kenny Royce on the Scene story. 7 00:01:10,043 --> 00:01:12,869 This dream was full of happy people, 8 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,043 dancing like no one was watching, 9 00:01:15,173 --> 00:01:16,565 like my mom. 10 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,782 At her wake, they showed footage of her dancing, 11 00:01:22,913 --> 00:01:26,086 and the image of her living free kept playing on a loop 12 00:01:26,217 --> 00:01:29,260 over the words my stepdad Zeke said. 13 00:01:29,391 --> 00:01:32,130 My mom always said that living her days 14 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:35,695 as a Deadhead were the best days of her life. 15 00:01:37,173 --> 00:01:39,521 I remember ever since I was a kid, 16 00:01:39,652 --> 00:01:42,478 she told me stories of how the Deadheads lived. 17 00:01:47,391 --> 00:01:49,260 Deadheads were a mobile tribe of people 18 00:01:49,391 --> 00:01:52,000 who lived on the land guided by their own rules 19 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:54,826 and followed the Grateful Dead incessantly. 20 00:01:55,869 --> 00:01:58,869 Year after year, selling their wares to survive 21 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,347 just to see another show. 22 00:02:01,478 --> 00:02:03,956 They were folk in search of something beyond themselves 23 00:02:04,086 --> 00:02:07,521 that they found in music and in lyrics, 24 00:02:07,652 --> 00:02:09,913 so they created their own world to be part of it. 25 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:16,521 I dreamt of being there amongst the people, 26 00:02:16,652 --> 00:02:18,869 living that life of music and travel. 27 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,304 This was it! 28 00:02:20,434 --> 00:02:22,826 This was the story I needed to tell the world. 29 00:02:22,956 --> 00:02:25,086 This was my next Kenny Royce on the Scene, 30 00:02:25,217 --> 00:02:26,608 but bigger. 31 00:02:26,739 --> 00:02:29,217 A big-scene journal showing life as a Deadhead, 32 00:02:29,347 --> 00:02:32,608 walking in my mother's footsteps across the USA. 33 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:37,739 So when Dead and Company announced 34 00:02:37,869 --> 00:02:40,391 this was the last time they were going on tour, 35 00:02:40,521 --> 00:02:44,260 I felt this was my last chance to be on the scene. 36 00:02:44,782 --> 00:02:46,391 Hi, this is Kenny Royce on the Scene. 37 00:02:46,521 --> 00:02:49,130 What is going on with these fucking birds? 38 00:02:50,739 --> 00:02:52,173 That's what I do. 39 00:02:52,304 --> 00:02:55,652 I film stories on location as I see them. 40 00:02:55,782 --> 00:02:58,391 I've done a ton of stories, filmed on my phone, 41 00:02:58,521 --> 00:03:02,391 put up on the internet, but this dream was different. 42 00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:04,260 It wasn't about bad housing conditions 43 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:07,043 or how to never judge a taco by its price. 44 00:03:07,173 --> 00:03:09,521 It was about living my mom's dream 45 00:03:09,652 --> 00:03:13,478 and living the human experience in the world of the Dead, 46 00:03:13,608 --> 00:03:16,347 to find the real story behind these fans 47 00:03:16,478 --> 00:03:17,869 and their way of life. 48 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:22,086 ♪ Taco price unfair now 49 00:03:22,217 --> 00:03:24,434 ♪ It's Kenny Royce on the Scene ♪ 50 00:03:24,565 --> 00:03:27,173 ♪ Birds up in your head now, now ♪ 51 00:03:27,304 --> 00:03:30,086 ♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene 52 00:03:30,217 --> 00:03:33,739 ♪ I'll take it to the next level ♪ 53 00:03:33,869 --> 00:03:36,173 ♪ 'Cause I got a big dream 54 00:03:36,304 --> 00:03:38,869 ♪ That my mama gave me now 55 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,478 ♪ Yeah, this is My Dead Summer ♪ 56 00:03:42,608 --> 00:03:46,478 ♪ So come on along with Kenny Royce on the Scene, yeah ♪ 57 00:03:46,608 --> 00:03:49,217 ♪ Ha, ha, it's Kenny Rodgers Royce, y'all ♪ 58 00:03:49,347 --> 00:03:54,043 ♪ Come on, it's My Dead Summer ♪ 59 00:03:54,173 --> 00:03:58,695 ♪ Everybody now, My Dead Summer ♪ 60 00:03:58,826 --> 00:04:04,043 ♪ Oh, My Dead Summer 61 00:04:05,434 --> 00:04:09,173 ♪ My Dead Summer 62 00:04:09,304 --> 00:04:11,391 My first day on tour with Dead and Company 63 00:04:11,521 --> 00:04:14,565 is in my hometown of Los Angeles. 64 00:04:14,695 --> 00:04:18,521 After the last four LA shows in December of 1994, 65 00:04:18,652 --> 00:04:20,826 my mother hung up her dancing Dead shoes 66 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,826 and decided to settle down to raise me 67 00:04:22,956 --> 00:04:25,391 in the City of Angels. 68 00:04:25,521 --> 00:04:28,000 She said it was perfect timing since she was about to pop 69 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:30,000 and the tour was on its last leg. 70 00:04:31,652 --> 00:04:33,739 She named me Kenny Rodgers Royce. 71 00:04:33,869 --> 00:04:35,956 Kenny Rodgers, thinking its gambling spirit 72 00:04:36,086 --> 00:04:38,173 might give me a little luck in life. 73 00:04:38,304 --> 00:04:41,086 My last name Royce is after my father, 74 00:04:41,217 --> 00:04:43,173 whom my mom met on the Dead tour. 75 00:04:43,304 --> 00:04:45,173 She said that they always did it in a Rolls-Royce, 76 00:04:45,304 --> 00:04:46,782 but couldn't be certain. 77 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:54,782 We're on the scene, and we are going to see LA Dead. 78 00:04:54,913 --> 00:04:57,695 I decided to leave our production dog, Lily Pad, 79 00:04:57,826 --> 00:04:59,782 at home for the first two shows 80 00:04:59,913 --> 00:05:02,652 so I can really immerse myself in the Dead culture. 81 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,260 So I ventured out with my small film crew. 82 00:05:06,391 --> 00:05:08,260 Now, they didn't wanna use their real names, 83 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,956 I don't know why, 84 00:05:10,086 --> 00:05:14,304 but I got around to calling them Defer 1 and Defer 2. 85 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:15,434 They're called Defer 86 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,043 because they'll work for deferred pay. 87 00:05:18,173 --> 00:05:20,130 It's basically a fancy way of saying 88 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:22,260 that they'll get paid later on a release date. 89 00:05:22,391 --> 00:05:25,434 It's a complicated movie business thing, 90 00:05:25,565 --> 00:05:27,086 but they're very still much professional, though. 91 00:05:27,217 --> 00:05:29,217 Can you open the fucking door for me, please? 92 00:05:40,956 --> 00:05:43,130 On the Scene with Kenny Royce. 93 00:05:44,086 --> 00:05:45,217 This is Kenny Royce. 94 00:05:45,347 --> 00:05:47,652 Kenny Royce, this is On the Scene. 95 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:50,434 This is, uh... This is LA. 96 00:05:50,565 --> 00:05:53,173 This is-- this is-- this is Dead and Company. 97 00:05:53,304 --> 00:05:57,217 Most amazing thing I think that I've ever put myself into. 98 00:05:57,347 --> 00:05:58,521 Let's walk around. 99 00:06:00,521 --> 00:06:02,652 What is up with the... What is up with these balloons? 100 00:06:05,304 --> 00:06:07,434 How you guys doin'? 101 00:06:07,565 --> 00:06:08,956 Huh? 102 00:06:09,086 --> 00:06:11,086 I-- I said I-- I was asking how you guys are doing. 103 00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:13,260 From there, it was time to head to a place 104 00:06:13,391 --> 00:06:16,521 they call Shakedown Street, the main Deadhead hangout. 105 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,130 This is essentially what Shakedown Street 106 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,434 is all about. 107 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:31,043 Everybody sells merchandise, 108 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:32,739 a lot of balloons that are happening. 109 00:06:32,869 --> 00:06:35,260 Just when you see somebody with this, 110 00:06:35,391 --> 00:06:38,347 it means, um, they need a ticket. 111 00:06:38,478 --> 00:06:40,956 As I walked through the sea of people, 112 00:06:41,086 --> 00:06:43,869 I felt like Odysseus on his journey in The Odyssey. 113 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,304 - Yeah? - Like-- 114 00:06:45,434 --> 00:06:46,869 yeah, yeah, it's like a-- like an oat bar 115 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,739 kind of a thing, and then it's got weed in it. 116 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:49,695 Oh, yeah? 117 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:50,956 Yeah. It's a good ball. 118 00:06:51,086 --> 00:06:51,782 It's oat cheese on it. 119 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:53,304 So, o-- it's o-- it's o-- 120 00:06:53,434 --> 00:06:54,782 These guys are making 121 00:06:54,913 --> 00:06:56,304 Where-- where-- where-- where are these guys-- 122 00:06:56,434 --> 00:06:58,086 - Where are these guys set up? - Right here. 123 00:06:58,217 --> 00:06:59,565 He's making grilled cheese and then shit. 124 00:06:59,695 --> 00:07:01,260 Oh, oh, this-- that-- that guy right there? 125 00:07:01,391 --> 00:07:02,347 Yeah, yeah. 126 00:07:02,478 --> 00:07:03,173 Thank-- thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. 127 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:04,217 Uh, my name is Kenny. 128 00:07:04,347 --> 00:07:05,260 Kenny, Mitch. Nice to meet you. 129 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:06,304 Mi-- Mitch. Mitch. 130 00:07:06,434 --> 00:07:07,130 - Yeah. - Thank you. 131 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,000 Have a great concert. 132 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:09,217 I do-- I-- what do you think-- 133 00:07:09,347 --> 00:07:11,173 What do you think they're gonna open with? 134 00:07:11,304 --> 00:07:13,086 - Probably-- is that-- is that... 135 00:07:13,217 --> 00:07:13,956 - No, yeah. - Same, same. 136 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:15,000 I think they're gonna open up-- 137 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,173 ♪ West LA 138 00:07:16,304 --> 00:07:17,608 ♪ Fadeaway 139 00:07:17,739 --> 00:07:19,521 ♪ Doo, doo, doo 140 00:07:19,652 --> 00:07:21,521 That's what I'd like to see. 141 00:07:21,652 --> 00:07:23,782 Hey, have a good show. Check the band out. 142 00:07:23,913 --> 00:07:26,652 And just as he was drawn to the singing of the sirens, 143 00:07:26,782 --> 00:07:28,173 I, too, was mesmerized 144 00:07:28,304 --> 00:07:31,695 by the lost cacophony of music, chatter, 145 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,782 popping balloons, and nitrous hiss. 146 00:07:34,739 --> 00:07:36,260 Whip it, whip it, whip it. 147 00:07:36,391 --> 00:07:37,434 I stopped to think about what it would be like 148 00:07:37,565 --> 00:07:40,869 for my mom, as she lived her life as a Deadhead. 149 00:07:42,391 --> 00:07:43,826 What do you do? 150 00:07:43,956 --> 00:07:49,086 Well, I was here, and 'cause I wasn't selling nitrous-- 151 00:07:49,217 --> 00:07:52,478 They made me go in my car. 152 00:07:52,608 --> 00:07:53,956 Okay. 153 00:07:54,086 --> 00:07:55,565 So that's like-- uh-oh. 154 00:07:55,695 --> 00:07:57,565 Uh, they are-- they're gonna be here. 155 00:07:57,695 --> 00:07:58,608 We are filming. 156 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:01,173 Uh, so but, Melanie, tell me about-- 157 00:08:01,304 --> 00:08:02,434 Melanie? 158 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,478 Tell me about... 159 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,478 My name's not Melanie. 160 00:08:05,608 --> 00:08:06,434 Oh, it's not Melanie? 161 00:08:06,565 --> 00:08:07,608 Ellen. 162 00:08:07,739 --> 00:08:09,869 Ellen. It's, uh, uh, Ellen. 163 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,347 - So, Ellen-- - Wait. 164 00:08:11,478 --> 00:08:13,913 Ellen is selling Morning Dew candles. 165 00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:15,217 And with a-- and with a-- 166 00:08:15,347 --> 00:08:16,608 Dot com. 167 00:08:16,739 --> 00:08:19,217 - With, um, dot com. It's a-- - My favorite song. 168 00:08:19,347 --> 00:08:20,434 Is it? 169 00:08:20,565 --> 00:08:23,913 So I just photocopied all my tickets, 170 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:26,391 'cause over the years, I just had, like, a box 171 00:08:26,521 --> 00:08:28,217 I'd, like, throw all my tickets in. 172 00:08:28,347 --> 00:08:30,173 But you can open this up and put your own ticket 173 00:08:30,304 --> 00:08:31,391 in there. 174 00:08:31,521 --> 00:08:33,086 - So-- so you are a big fan? - Oh, yeah. 175 00:08:33,217 --> 00:08:34,652 What is your favorite song? 176 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:37,478 All right. Oh, Morning Dew, man! 177 00:08:37,608 --> 00:08:38,869 - Okay. I-- I-- I-- - Look at that! 178 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,956 I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- 179 00:08:41,086 --> 00:08:43,173 Hearing Melanie's love of the Dead 180 00:08:43,304 --> 00:08:45,130 and seeing her make crafts of her long experiences 181 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:47,043 on the tour was an inspiration. 182 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:52,217 Oh, is that 183 00:08:52,347 --> 00:08:53,391 Wait, an engine. 184 00:08:53,521 --> 00:08:54,347 Priorities. We don't need an engine. 185 00:08:54,478 --> 00:08:55,869 We need a cooler. 186 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,913 It's my first, uh, Dead show, but this thing is a-- 187 00:08:58,043 --> 00:08:59,086 - Oh, what? - Are you serious? 188 00:08:59,217 --> 00:09:00,521 It's is, yeah. 189 00:09:00,652 --> 00:09:01,391 Wait, where'd you get the cool shirt? 190 00:09:01,521 --> 00:09:02,826 - Awesome. - It's-- I... 191 00:09:02,956 --> 00:09:04,478 Well, I-- I put it out 'cause almost-- 'cause, like, 192 00:09:04,608 --> 00:09:06,521 I wanna be almost like a-- like-- 193 00:09:06,652 --> 00:09:07,913 Yeah, you want to fit in, like-- 194 00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:09,000 - Yeah, I know the feeling. - Right. 195 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:10,391 Do you want a snack? 196 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:13,434 - Well, what-- what are you-- - I mean. 197 00:09:13,565 --> 00:09:17,434 As I enjoyed the-- the satur-- satir 198 00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:18,608 or sh-- shattery, 199 00:09:18,739 --> 00:09:21,608 the grace and such with these kind people, 200 00:09:21,739 --> 00:09:23,695 I realized Deadheads now and then 201 00:09:23,826 --> 00:09:25,652 have the same giving spirit. 202 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,434 I feel like a sponge, 203 00:09:27,565 --> 00:09:30,434 soaking in the spirits of a legacy from generations 204 00:09:30,565 --> 00:09:32,347 both new and old. 205 00:09:32,478 --> 00:09:33,739 So this is your first show? 206 00:09:33,869 --> 00:09:35,434 Yeah. 207 00:09:35,565 --> 00:09:37,000 Are you ready to not sit down for three hours? 208 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:40,652 Like, the whole entire place will be on their feet. 209 00:09:40,782 --> 00:09:42,652 The whole entire place. 210 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,130 As these fancy Deadheads continued to give me 211 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:46,608 show advice, 212 00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:49,130 the weed cookie that I ingested earlier 213 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,521 began to take hold. 214 00:09:51,565 --> 00:09:52,782 Straight hour. 215 00:09:52,913 --> 00:09:55,043 And you don't sit down for three straight hours. 216 00:09:55,173 --> 00:09:57,434 Don't sit down. Three straight hours. 217 00:09:57,565 --> 00:10:00,695 You don't sit down. 218 00:10:00,826 --> 00:10:01,869 You don't sit down at all? 219 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,565 - No. - Well-- 220 00:10:03,695 --> 00:10:05,260 Especially not during Drums and Space. 221 00:10:05,391 --> 00:10:07,913 Well, I had-- I had about 10% fear before I was-- 222 00:10:08,043 --> 00:10:10,739 I was going into this, and 90-- 90% excitement. 223 00:10:10,869 --> 00:10:12,782 What you just said, I think I now have, like, 224 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,782 30-- 30% fear. 225 00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:19,217 You're about to go hard. 226 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:23,739 With the fancy Deadheads warning echoing in my mind, 227 00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:26,434 I bought some merchandise from a roving vendor, 228 00:10:26,565 --> 00:10:29,304 took a pee, and went to my first Dead and Co. show. 229 00:10:30,304 --> 00:10:32,652 Unfortunately, Defer 1 and 2 230 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:35,434 weren't allowed in the venue because of their cameras, 231 00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:37,913 but I took footage from inside using my phone. 232 00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:44,086 As you can see, 233 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:47,652 the weed cookie really took a toll on me, 234 00:10:47,782 --> 00:10:50,695 but it was a good show, I think, from what I remember. 235 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,869 Thank God, there's a day two. 236 00:11:05,652 --> 00:11:07,652 After last night's show, 237 00:11:07,782 --> 00:11:11,217 my body and legs were aching like never before. 238 00:11:11,347 --> 00:11:13,739 I unfortunately forgot to set an alarm, 239 00:11:13,869 --> 00:11:15,652 and instead of waking me up, 240 00:11:15,782 --> 00:11:19,652 Defer 1 and Defer 2 went and got coffee. 241 00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:21,000 We were running late, 242 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:23,608 and Shakedown Street waits for no one. 243 00:11:23,739 --> 00:11:25,913 Let's go. Let's roll. 244 00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:27,000 Let's roll. 245 00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:29,608 We arrived downtown late. 246 00:11:29,739 --> 00:11:34,391 Traffic in Los Angeles can be unpredictable, 247 00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:38,652 and when we got to the lot, fog was engulfing the area. 248 00:11:39,521 --> 00:11:42,913 The day itself felt ominous. 249 00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:45,695 You can't get good sound here in LA 250 00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:47,739 because we're-- we're right over LAX, 251 00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:49,478 so it's-- like, it's close. 252 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:52,000 It is, and, um, it's-- 253 00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:53,130 Hey, everybody. How're we doing? 254 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:54,000 Yeah. 255 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:54,782 - Hey. - Good. 256 00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:56,000 Have a good journey. 257 00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:57,608 Same-- same to you. 258 00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:01,304 It felt like something special was gonna happen, 259 00:12:01,434 --> 00:12:02,869 and after yesterday, 260 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,086 I wanted to stay sober for this show. 261 00:12:05,217 --> 00:12:06,521 I met up with a couple of friends 262 00:12:06,652 --> 00:12:08,043 I had made the night before. 263 00:12:08,173 --> 00:12:12,521 This is my friend Gary, and Gary is a-- 264 00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:14,130 He's a solid Deadhead. 265 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:17,565 A not too uncommon occurrence at shows on a tour 266 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,478 is running into somebody that you saw the night before. 267 00:12:20,608 --> 00:12:23,434 And just like coworkers at a water cooler, 268 00:12:23,565 --> 00:12:26,304 you'll often find yourself going over the set list 269 00:12:26,434 --> 00:12:28,304 or talking about a song. 270 00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:31,217 That's really what I'm enjoying about this community, 271 00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:33,608 seeing the people and seeing how the music 272 00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:35,086 makes them feel. 273 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,173 During our embrace, 274 00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:39,652 Gary just offered me more Orange Sunshine. 275 00:12:39,782 --> 00:12:41,086 For those who don't know, 276 00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:44,130 Orange Sunshine is lysergic acid diethylamide, 277 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,434 or LSD. 278 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,043 Created by a Swiss chemist 279 00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:49,173 who accidentally ate some himself, 280 00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:51,782 years later it would even be administered by the government 281 00:12:51,913 --> 00:12:54,260 to experiment on prisoners at Alcatraz. 282 00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:56,260 But ultimately, it became a popular drug choice 283 00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:58,391 for its psychedelic effects, 284 00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:00,260 which explains a lot more about my behavior 285 00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:01,956 after last night's show. 286 00:13:02,086 --> 00:13:04,086 I politely declined Gary's offer, 287 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,391 and as I continued to hear him talk 288 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:08,608 about the stuff I don't remember from yesterday, 289 00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:10,304 that's when I saw her. 290 00:13:11,782 --> 00:13:15,086 She was a free spirit, just dancing. 291 00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:17,956 She reminded me of my mom. 292 00:13:18,086 --> 00:13:21,739 And like a force of nature, with every twirl on the asphalt, 293 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,260 she just drew me in closer, 294 00:13:24,391 --> 00:13:26,826 and I knew that I just had to talk to her. 295 00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:28,391 What's your name? 296 00:13:28,521 --> 00:13:30,608 I'm Fiona. - Hi, Fiona. 297 00:13:30,739 --> 00:13:32,217 I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- my-- my-- my-- 298 00:13:32,347 --> 00:13:35,086 My-- I-- I'm... 299 00:13:35,217 --> 00:13:38,956 Um, um, uh, okay-- I-- my-- my-- um, okay, okay, uh, okay, okay. 300 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,521 Time just stopped. 301 00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:43,000 My lips might have been moving, 302 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:45,608 and we might have been having a conversation, 303 00:13:45,739 --> 00:13:48,130 but I don't remember a word that I said 304 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:53,260 or a word that she said after her name, Fiona. 305 00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:57,304 And the name just kept echoing in my head, Fiona. 306 00:13:57,434 --> 00:14:00,086 And as I stared at her as if she were a Greek goddess, 307 00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:04,782 and how could she not be with that name, Fiona, 308 00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:06,391 I didn't even hear the planes 309 00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:08,956 that were screeching over our heads anymore. 310 00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:11,000 I didn't feel sober. 311 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,304 Maybe it was the effects of last night's weed cookie 312 00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:15,130 and Gary's LSD, 313 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:18,391 but I had this sudden rush of euphoria over my body 314 00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:19,913 and over my head. 315 00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:23,913 I wasn't the composed documentarian that I had been. 316 00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:27,739 And then I heard something like, "Let's dance." 317 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,521 As I danced with Fiona, the shooting pain from my leg 318 00:14:33,652 --> 00:14:35,782 smashed me back to present time 319 00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,913 and reminded me to focus on the interview 320 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,913 and ask her what brought her on the tour. 321 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,043 Lost? 322 00:15:25,347 --> 00:15:26,391 Right here. 323 00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,608 After talking and dancing with Fiona, 324 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,652 I could see the magic this gathering of people 325 00:15:41,782 --> 00:15:43,695 brings to all those who attend. 326 00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:47,173 Connection, deep and real connections, 327 00:15:47,304 --> 00:15:49,391 something that we all long for every day, 328 00:15:49,521 --> 00:15:51,521 these Deadheads had found. 329 00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:54,086 I'm excited to find out more. 330 00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:56,869 So before I went into the show, I stopped to talk 331 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,565 to a group of Deadheads that were looking for a miracle. 332 00:16:00,695 --> 00:16:02,826 So it's not a miracle, it's a-- it's-- it's-- 333 00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:05,086 - It's a weiracle! - It's a-- it's a weiracle. 334 00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:06,869 So you guys are looking for a weiracle? 335 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,043 - Yes. - Yeah! 336 00:16:08,173 --> 00:16:10,260 Oh, my God, that's incredible! 337 00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:11,347 And it's our first show. 338 00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:14,260 My first time ever being here. 339 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,043 All right, but my first show was last night, and, uh-- 340 00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:18,739 - Oh, my God! - Yeah, no, no, so... 341 00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:20,304 And, like, I do, I have-- I have-- I have-- 342 00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:21,608 A miracle is hoping to get tickets 343 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,478 to a sold-out show. 344 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,521 It's a person's last chance to be part 345 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,521 of that night's experience. 346 00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,173 So-- and, like, I do, I have-- I have-- 347 00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:30,608 I have some cameras here with me, 348 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,869 because I'm documenting it all, and it's-- and it is, like-- 349 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,782 - That's amazing. - Yeah, yeah. 350 00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:36,913 And so we're, like, it's-- it's awesome. 351 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:39,000 - I think that is badass. - Thank you. 352 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:40,739 I think it is. All right. 353 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,130 Well, I don't wanna keep you from the-- the-- the-- 354 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,043 The weiracle. 355 00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:45,391 - So, like, we'll-- - Wait, wait. 356 00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:46,956 All right, okay. 357 00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:49,391 As we were talking, an official from the tour 358 00:16:49,521 --> 00:16:52,521 gave them their miracle, free tickets. 359 00:16:52,652 --> 00:16:55,695 Unfortunately, the official also gave me something as well. 360 00:17:01,652 --> 00:17:03,347 A free trip right out of there! 361 00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,043 A warning that I had to leave the lot, 362 00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:07,956 because I lacked the permits to film, 363 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:10,304 another complicated movie business thing. 364 00:17:10,434 --> 00:17:11,434 It's, uh, it's- it's-- 365 00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:14,565 Goddamn fucking rain! 366 00:17:14,695 --> 00:17:17,391 And like Icarus, who flew too close to the sun, 367 00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:19,956 my wings were melted, and I fell to the earth. 368 00:17:20,086 --> 00:17:21,826 God, fucking cut. Fucking cut! 369 00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:23,304 I'm fucking done. 370 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:24,869 I just-- I need a-- I need a fucking break. 371 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:29,000 Not to be deterred, I bought Defer 1 and 2 372 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:32,782 bacon-wrapped hot dogs an LA street cart delicacy, 373 00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:35,478 and I called the only person I knew that could figure out 374 00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:38,521 this permit problem and get me back on the tour. 375 00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:40,130 Has you or a loved one been injured 376 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,913 while acting in an adult film? 377 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:49,391 My stepdad/lawyer, Zeke. 378 00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:51,739 No one answered, so I left a message 379 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:54,956 that Lily Pad and I were coming to his office. 380 00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:56,478 Hey, Zeke? 381 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,913 Zeke! 382 00:18:00,173 --> 00:18:01,565 Zeke? 383 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,391 - Zeke. - Fuck! What the fuck? 384 00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:06,434 There you go! 385 00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:07,826 Man, what the hell, Zeke? 386 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,130 I'm havin' a burger social! Get the fuck out of here! 387 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,217 What the fuck is a burger social? 388 00:18:10,347 --> 00:18:11,913 Get out! 389 00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,478 She-- I-- Zeke, Zeke, they tried shutting me down. 390 00:18:13,608 --> 00:18:15,130 They tried shutting down my phone. 391 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,782 What are you doing in here? 392 00:18:16,913 --> 00:18:19,434 Well, this is-- this is my crew. This is-- these are the guys. 393 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,391 I was explaining Zeke what happened on the lot. 394 00:18:22,521 --> 00:18:24,913 The lack of permits and getting kicked off the tour. 395 00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:27,304 He was as angry as I was. 396 00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:29,652 Oh, hi-- hi-- hi, Monica. 397 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,782 - Hi! - Hi, how are you? 398 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,391 I lost my phone. 399 00:18:35,521 --> 00:18:37,130 You wanna help her look for her phone or what? 400 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,217 Uh, uh, I'll-- I'll help her look for the phone. 401 00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:40,086 Where are your balls, Kenny? 402 00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:41,347 Why didn't you say, 403 00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,739 "I'm here to film my fuckin' film, all right?" 404 00:18:43,869 --> 00:18:45,304 They never had any fuckin' permits back then. 405 00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:47,956 How many videos went from one person to another, huh? 406 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,173 Did they have fuckin' permits? 407 00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:50,652 - I-- I-- I-- - Did they have permits? 408 00:18:50,782 --> 00:18:52,217 They didn't have permits. 409 00:18:52,347 --> 00:18:53,869 Which is why I'm coming with you on the tour. 410 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 I'll have the permits, and I'll have your back. 411 00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:56,826 I can see that. 412 00:18:56,956 --> 00:18:58,521 You-- you want some? 413 00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:01,565 As you can see, Zeke is kind of an intense guy, 414 00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:04,043 but he's always had my back, 415 00:19:04,173 --> 00:19:05,956 and I feel pretty good about that, 416 00:19:06,086 --> 00:19:08,739 knowing that Phoenix is the next stop on our tour. 417 00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:10,391 What are you doing? 418 00:19:10,521 --> 00:19:11,739 Uh, we're 419 00:19:11,869 --> 00:19:13,652 Let's go. Monica needs a break. Come on. 420 00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:15,000 Oh, yeah. 421 00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:17,826 My mom always referred to her time in Arizona 422 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,173 as being saved by the trip sherpa of Scottsdale. 423 00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:22,695 How the story goes is that 424 00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:25,173 she was unknowingly a few weeks pregnant with me 425 00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:27,869 when she took a huge toke off of a nitrous balloon 426 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,956 and passed out into the arms of this tall, goofy dude. 427 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,608 It was Zeke. 428 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,782 Mom always said that the comfort and caring she felt in his arms 429 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,521 would make him the best trip sherpa for us. 430 00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:43,000 Goddamn it! 431 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,869 Get in the fucking car in five minutes. 432 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,565 I need my 15 minutes to get ready. 433 00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:49,130 Five minutes! 434 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:52,565 I wanna get back to the people, talk to them. 435 00:19:52,695 --> 00:19:55,043 I feel like I've just scratched the surface with my interviews, 436 00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:57,652 and I feel myself longing for more. 437 00:19:57,782 --> 00:20:00,304 And maybe there's a chance I meet up with Fiona. 438 00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:02,086 I hope. 439 00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:04,869 I decided to bring Lily Pad on this trip as well. 440 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,391 Zeke will be on the road for a few weeks. 441 00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:10,565 And I didn't find it prudent to let her live on her own. 442 00:20:10,695 --> 00:20:12,739 I asked Defer 2 if he wanted to stay behind 443 00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:14,782 to watch him feed Lily Pad, 444 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,478 but he said he didn't dog-sit for deferred payment. 445 00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,217 So with that, we hit the road. 446 00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:20,782 What are you doin'? Other side! 447 00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:23,739 Me and my stepdad tour sherpa. 448 00:20:33,217 --> 00:20:37,695 Late 2017, I finally just 449 00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:41,608 Completely came off my hardcore meds. 450 00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:43,869 Morphine, Vicodin, fentanyl. 451 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,913 Almost killed myself. Touched it with my fingertips. 452 00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:47,347 Methadone, Suboxones. 453 00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:50,173 Ever since then, I wheeze when I laugh, 454 00:20:50,304 --> 00:20:52,739 which is why I only do recreational drugs now, 455 00:20:52,869 --> 00:20:53,739 from nature. 456 00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:54,913 Jesus, Zeke, 457 00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:57,478 I didn't realize you were that bad. 458 00:20:57,608 --> 00:20:59,217 Bad? What do you mean, bad? 459 00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:01,956 You like that? 460 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,043 I do. Uh-huh. 461 00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:04,608 Zeke, do you have a-- do you have a-- 462 00:21:04,739 --> 00:21:06,000 Um, a-- a q-- a quarter? 463 00:21:10,608 --> 00:21:11,826 I don't have a quarter. 464 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,043 - Yeah. - Just take a shit there. 465 00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:18,304 Look, like-- it's like somebody already did. 466 00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:20,782 Listen, I'll hold it in. I'm gonna hold it in, okay? 467 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,478 Road trips with a parent 468 00:21:22,608 --> 00:21:24,173 is like cuddling with an older cat. 469 00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:26,826 They're super cuddly, warm, and fuzzy, 470 00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:30,000 that is, until you doze off, then they'll steal your breath. 471 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,826 What is it, Kenny, the... 472 00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:33,782 It's Kenny Royce on the Scene. 473 00:21:35,956 --> 00:21:39,000 God, I think, uh, you know, how do you 474 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,826 How are people gonna wanna look at something called 475 00:21:40,956 --> 00:21:43,000 Kenny Royce on the Scene? 476 00:21:43,956 --> 00:21:45,130 I made this three months ago. 477 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,217 It's already got 55 views, and look at my comments. 478 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:51,000 Most of those are all comments from you. 479 00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:52,521 It doesn't matter. 480 00:21:52,652 --> 00:21:54,652 I'm not gonna force you to do any drugs on the tour. 481 00:21:54,782 --> 00:21:56,000 I'm just sayin' 482 00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:58,956 if you want the experience the Dead had experienced, 483 00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:02,739 you might need to get your feet a little wet. 484 00:22:02,869 --> 00:22:05,782 Kenny Royce, are you an investigative reporter? 485 00:22:05,913 --> 00:22:07,652 Uh, no, I'm a documen-- documentarian. 486 00:22:07,782 --> 00:22:08,695 I'm telling-- I'm telling-- 487 00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:10,304 When you say "On the scene", 488 00:22:10,434 --> 00:22:12,043 it sounds like they're gonna see somethin' about an, you know, 489 00:22:12,173 --> 00:22:14,913 an exposé on a politician or something. 490 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,521 Is that you would call it? 491 00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:18,913 Yes, exactly, 492 00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:21,130 and you need to get used to disappointment. 493 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,217 Comment is a comment. 494 00:22:22,347 --> 00:22:24,130 "Great job" is how many words? 495 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,434 That's two words, Kenny. 496 00:22:25,565 --> 00:22:27,000 Yeah, t-- t-- two. 497 00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:29,739 Uh-huh, and then you just be looking for free handouts. 498 00:22:29,869 --> 00:22:32,434 Life isn't about free handouts, all right? 499 00:22:32,565 --> 00:22:33,304 Yeah, but-- but-- 500 00:22:33,434 --> 00:22:34,391 You gotta do it yourself. 501 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,695 Then they talk about Long Beach, 502 00:22:36,826 --> 00:22:38,608 and that's way more than two words. 503 00:22:38,739 --> 00:22:40,173 That's four words. Great-- 504 00:22:40,304 --> 00:22:42,782 I'm just sayin' you need to know your audience, 505 00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:44,173 and you need to sell yourself. 506 00:22:44,304 --> 00:22:45,869 People look, and they wanna see on a video 507 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,043 how many comments there are. 508 00:22:47,173 --> 00:22:48,217 It doesn't matter who they're coming from. 509 00:22:48,347 --> 00:22:50,086 All right, we'll work on the title later. 510 00:22:50,217 --> 00:22:53,043 Just-- just look at the comments on your video, huh? 511 00:22:56,217 --> 00:22:58,173 So for this trip, I decided to stay alert 512 00:22:58,304 --> 00:23:00,521 and focused Zeke on sharing his road knowledge with me 513 00:23:00,652 --> 00:23:01,695 instead of stealing my breath. 514 00:23:01,826 --> 00:23:03,956 Hey, Lily wants in there with you. 515 00:23:04,086 --> 00:23:05,521 - No, Lily. Zeke. - All right. 516 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,956 Zeke, stay out there. Stay, Zeke. 517 00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:09,260 ♪ It's Kenny Royce on the Scene ♪ 518 00:23:09,391 --> 00:23:11,347 ♪ Oh, it's Kenny Rodgers Royce, y'all ♪ 519 00:23:11,478 --> 00:23:12,739 ♪ Hell no 520 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:15,130 ♪ It's Kenny Royce on the Scene ♪ 521 00:23:18,173 --> 00:23:20,695 Zeke informed us we had to stop in the Salton Sea 522 00:23:20,826 --> 00:23:22,956 to pick up some tour enhancers. 523 00:23:23,086 --> 00:23:25,695 ♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene, yeah ♪ 524 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,478 Let me do the meeting, he knows me, 525 00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:32,391 and you do your stuff. 526 00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:34,347 Okay. 527 00:23:34,478 --> 00:23:35,217 Let's-- let's, um, let's do it. 528 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:36,304 Oh, fine! 529 00:23:36,434 --> 00:23:37,434 Let's, uh, let's just-- 530 00:23:39,956 --> 00:23:41,826 Knowing too well that tour enhancers 531 00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:43,739 was actually drugs, 532 00:23:43,869 --> 00:23:46,130 I was so nervous about Zeke's pickup 533 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,478 that I forgot to hit record on my phone for On the Scene. 534 00:23:49,608 --> 00:23:52,173 Instead, I got a series of still photos. 535 00:23:53,478 --> 00:23:54,347 But all I can tell you 536 00:23:54,478 --> 00:23:56,434 is that my stomach was doing flips. 537 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,478 It was probably because I was so excited 538 00:23:59,608 --> 00:24:01,695 and anxious to get to Phoenix. 539 00:24:01,826 --> 00:24:04,391 It is. It's, um, it's exciting. 540 00:24:04,521 --> 00:24:06,695 I think we're-- we're gonna be on the scene. 541 00:24:07,478 --> 00:24:11,000 Fuck, get in the car! Get in the fucking car! 542 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:15,173 Kenny, get in the fucking car! Get in the fucking car! 543 00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:17,260 Zeke. Zeke, Zeke. 544 00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:18,521 What-- what-- what-- what-- what? 545 00:24:23,869 --> 00:24:25,565 - Every man for himself, Kenny. - Zeke, Zeke, Zeke. 546 00:24:25,695 --> 00:24:27,521 - Every man for himself. - Zeke, Zeke. 547 00:24:27,652 --> 00:24:28,826 Rule number one. 548 00:24:28,956 --> 00:24:30,608 - Zeke. - Okay? 549 00:24:30,739 --> 00:24:31,869 While Zeke explained to me 550 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,043 the tour rules and whatnot, 551 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,391 his words began to turn into noises 552 00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:39,391 that actually made my ears hurt. 553 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:43,739 I think Lily felt the same way, so I took her out for a walk. 554 00:24:43,869 --> 00:24:45,478 When I got back to the car 555 00:24:45,608 --> 00:24:48,695 and took a toke from my vape pen, it happened. 556 00:24:51,043 --> 00:24:52,565 - Fuck! Oh, my God. - Call 911. 557 00:24:52,695 --> 00:24:56,391 According to the WHO, dehydration is what happens 558 00:24:56,521 --> 00:24:58,260 when your body loses electrolytes. 559 00:24:58,391 --> 00:25:00,086 Can we record anything? 560 00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:04,130 It can cause heatstroke and possibly put you in a coma, 561 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:05,782 which it did. 562 00:25:09,869 --> 00:25:11,478 Remember how I said dreams were funny? 563 00:25:12,695 --> 00:25:14,173 Sometimes they show worries, 564 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,391 sometimes they replay events, 565 00:25:16,521 --> 00:25:18,434 sometimes they show you where to go. 566 00:25:18,565 --> 00:25:21,173 Well, coma dreams aren't any of that. 567 00:25:21,304 --> 00:25:23,391 Coma dreams are fucking nuts! 568 00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:28,913 Has you or a loved one been injured while in a film? 569 00:25:29,043 --> 00:25:31,260 Injured while in a film. 570 00:25:31,391 --> 00:25:33,434 Has you or a loved one been in a film? 571 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,826 Has you or a loved one been in a film? 572 00:25:35,956 --> 00:25:38,304 A loved one in a film? 573 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,391 Kenny, Kenny, are you an investigative reporter? 574 00:25:53,521 --> 00:25:54,478 Investigative reporter. 575 00:25:54,608 --> 00:25:55,956 Investigative reporter. 576 00:25:56,086 --> 00:25:58,304 ♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene ♪ 577 00:25:58,434 --> 00:25:59,695 [echoing] I'm-- I'm a-- I'm a doc-- doc-- 578 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:01,043 Document-- a documentarian. 579 00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:03,478 ♪ It's Kenny Royce on the Scene ♪ 580 00:26:03,608 --> 00:26:05,000 I'm not-- not gonna force you to do any-- 581 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,565 Not-- not gonna force you. 582 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,695 ♪ It's Kenny Royce on the Scene ♪ 583 00:26:08,826 --> 00:26:10,043 Life-- life is not about free handouts. 584 00:26:10,173 --> 00:26:11,173 Free handouts. 585 00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:13,695 ♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene 586 00:26:13,826 --> 00:26:15,695 You need-- need to get used to disappointment. 587 00:26:15,826 --> 00:26:17,913 ♪ It's Kenny Royce on the Scene ♪ 588 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,130 Disappointment. 589 00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:21,086 ♪ It's Kenny Royce 590 00:26:21,217 --> 00:26:24,217 ♪ On the Scene 591 00:26:24,347 --> 00:26:27,130 Get used to disappointment. 592 00:26:37,869 --> 00:26:41,695 Kenny! Kenny, wake up! 593 00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:45,260 Kenny! Kenny, Kenny, wake up. 594 00:26:45,391 --> 00:26:46,739 Wake up. 595 00:26:46,869 --> 00:26:48,347 But Zeke being an excellent trip sherpa 596 00:26:48,478 --> 00:26:49,913 and a questionable adult 597 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:52,739 broke me out of the hospital and detoured to Vegas. 598 00:26:52,869 --> 00:26:55,391 Zeke. 599 00:26:55,521 --> 00:26:57,956 - Zeke, hey! - Let's get out of here. 600 00:27:00,304 --> 00:27:02,565 Oh, fuck. All right, let's go see Fiona. 601 00:27:03,565 --> 00:27:04,347 Zeke. 602 00:27:04,478 --> 00:27:05,913 It's time to play a little game. 603 00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:08,173 Okay, come on. In the car. There you go. Get in the car. 604 00:27:08,869 --> 00:27:10,478 We gotta go. We gotta go. 605 00:27:10,608 --> 00:27:11,869 - Get in the car. - Holy fuck, it's Fiona-- 606 00:27:12,782 --> 00:27:13,826 This is a really nice car. 607 00:27:13,956 --> 00:27:15,130 Yeah. 608 00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:28,260 As I rested in the car to stay out of the heat, 609 00:27:28,391 --> 00:27:31,478 Zeke and Defer 1 went to get supplies to keep me hydrated. 610 00:27:34,869 --> 00:27:36,086 I think-- 611 00:27:36,217 --> 00:27:38,521 I don't think Kenny needs to drink quite yet. 612 00:27:38,652 --> 00:27:40,173 You have to wait a little bit for the heat 613 00:27:40,304 --> 00:27:41,434 to kind of take effect 614 00:27:41,565 --> 00:27:42,608 before you get the full effect of the water 615 00:27:42,739 --> 00:27:45,130 rehydrating the cellular tissues. 616 00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:47,304 So, uh, why don't you shut that thing off? 617 00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:50,304 We're just gonna take a little quick break there, 618 00:27:50,434 --> 00:27:53,695 and, uh, we'll see you back out in the parking lot, all right? 619 00:28:04,913 --> 00:28:07,608 Uh, we've been parked over here. 620 00:28:08,695 --> 00:28:10,217 I haven't had this car that long. 621 00:28:10,347 --> 00:28:11,956 My mom used to tell me whenever the tour 622 00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:14,913 was goin' south and needed some positive juju, 623 00:28:15,043 --> 00:28:18,347 Zeke would take her on what he called a Zeke freak. 624 00:28:18,478 --> 00:28:21,304 A Zeke freak is when you're dressed up in outrageous clothes 625 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,086 to get a negative reaction from the squares 626 00:28:23,217 --> 00:28:25,347 in a public place. 627 00:28:25,478 --> 00:28:27,913 It's supposed to pass off the negative vibes to them 628 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:31,173 and reset our mindset to accept the positive ones. 629 00:28:31,304 --> 00:28:33,521 Wow, who knew a personal injury lawyer 630 00:28:33,652 --> 00:28:36,608 for the adult entertainment business was so spiritual? 631 00:28:36,739 --> 00:28:38,608 I don't know if it was the Zeke freak 632 00:28:38,739 --> 00:28:41,260 or the fact that I survived a heatstroke coma, 633 00:28:41,391 --> 00:28:43,521 but I could really feel the good vibes, 634 00:28:43,652 --> 00:28:46,043 and I was excited to get back on the tour with Zeke 635 00:28:46,173 --> 00:28:48,695 to meet new friends and see Fiona. 636 00:28:48,826 --> 00:28:50,086 Feeling good, Kenny. 637 00:28:50,217 --> 00:28:51,913 - Feeling good, Zeke. - [bleep] drive! 638 00:29:09,913 --> 00:29:12,391 While we were on the road to St. Louis, 639 00:29:12,521 --> 00:29:15,434 we made multiple stops for Zeke to pick up supplies. 640 00:29:20,086 --> 00:29:21,652 Did you steal anything? 641 00:29:23,739 --> 00:29:25,826 No, but I hurt my back running out here 642 00:29:25,956 --> 00:29:28,086 to see if my briefcase was still in the car. 643 00:29:28,217 --> 00:29:29,608 Well, you know you're not really supposed to run 644 00:29:29,739 --> 00:29:30,434 more than five feet. 645 00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:35,304 It was longer than five feet. 646 00:29:35,434 --> 00:29:36,434 - Yeah. - Yeah. 647 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:41,086 So we had to take a little bit of a detour, 648 00:29:41,217 --> 00:29:42,913 Defer 2? 649 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:46,478 - Good God. - Yeah. 650 00:29:46,608 --> 00:29:48,869 Fuckin' detour. 651 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,217 - Hey! - Is that the Circle K? 652 00:29:50,347 --> 00:29:51,652 That's the Circle K. 653 00:29:52,608 --> 00:29:53,739 Did we just do one big loop? 654 00:29:53,869 --> 00:29:55,043 How did you do that? 655 00:29:57,391 --> 00:29:59,000 What's going on? 656 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,304 - Wait, what am I-- - I don't know. 657 00:30:20,304 --> 00:30:22,782 Zeke took on the duty of finding hotels. 658 00:30:22,913 --> 00:30:25,217 The first one he got was the haunted hotel 659 00:30:25,347 --> 00:30:28,695 him and my mom used to stay at on every Grateful Dead tour. 660 00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:30,739 Excited to capture a ghost on film, 661 00:30:30,869 --> 00:30:33,826 I took the camera from Defer 1 and set it up while we slept. 662 00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:45,521 I caught a ghost, all right, 663 00:30:45,652 --> 00:30:47,434 the most terrifying ghost ever. 664 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,304 - Zeke. - Come on, come on. Come on. 665 00:31:03,434 --> 00:31:04,695 - Look, look. - Zeke. 666 00:31:04,826 --> 00:31:06,260 It's not the first time I've run into this, okay? 667 00:31:06,391 --> 00:31:08,130 Zeke, are you naked? 668 00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:09,956 After three hours of convincing Zeke 669 00:31:10,086 --> 00:31:11,260 I wasn't my mom, 670 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:14,173 we agreed to never speak of the Zeke creep again. 671 00:31:14,304 --> 00:31:15,086 - Yeah, that'd great. - Okay, good. 672 00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:17,260 I mean, actually, what we do with... 673 00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:19,782 But just to be safe, I slept in the bathroom. 674 00:31:26,695 --> 00:31:28,695 - house? - Yeah. 675 00:31:28,826 --> 00:31:30,173 At breakfast the next morning, 676 00:31:30,304 --> 00:31:32,478 Zeke was embarrassed about last night's events. 677 00:31:35,608 --> 00:31:37,521 Even though we agreed not to talk about it, 678 00:31:37,652 --> 00:31:39,217 his behavior told a different story. 679 00:31:39,347 --> 00:31:41,173 I mean, you can see, my-- my body movement, 680 00:31:41,304 --> 00:31:43,130 I'm just-- I'm just staring straight ahead. 681 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:45,739 You're the one that's actually moving around, like, left-- 682 00:31:45,869 --> 00:31:47,173 So we hit the road, 683 00:31:47,304 --> 00:31:49,260 and I had Zeke focus on getting us to the next hotel. 684 00:31:49,391 --> 00:31:51,260 ...reviews, huh? 685 00:31:52,739 --> 00:31:54,434 10 out of 10, exceptional. 686 00:31:54,565 --> 00:31:56,695 Oh, my God, Miss Pamela and her staff were-- 687 00:31:56,826 --> 00:31:58,478 You think that's Pamela Anderson works there? 688 00:31:58,608 --> 00:32:00,521 I-- I hope she is. 689 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:01,826 - The hotel. - I've seen While I-- 690 00:32:01,956 --> 00:32:02,782 All right, we're gonna-- we don't need to talk 691 00:32:02,913 --> 00:32:04,478 about fuckin' money. 692 00:32:04,608 --> 00:32:05,695 We're talkin' about a hotel. We're just gonna get a hotel. 693 00:32:05,826 --> 00:32:08,608 Oh, my God, Lily. Oh. 694 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:13,130 I told you not to feed her that turkey. 695 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:14,739 Fuck is this? 696 00:32:14,869 --> 00:32:16,608 "We regret to inform you that..." 697 00:32:16,739 --> 00:32:18,478 So they will not be able to accommodate 698 00:32:18,608 --> 00:32:19,782 your fuckin' rooms. 699 00:32:19,913 --> 00:32:22,173 God, Lily! 700 00:32:22,304 --> 00:32:23,260 Oh 701 00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:25,000 Let her be! 702 00:32:26,956 --> 00:32:28,608 Look at her, she's depressed. 703 00:32:29,695 --> 00:32:31,043 She's not... 704 00:32:31,173 --> 00:32:33,000 Yeah. Okay. 705 00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,521 Since I had Lily, 706 00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:36,434 I suggested Zeke get a tour companion 707 00:32:36,565 --> 00:32:38,043 to keep him company, 708 00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:39,652 one that doesn't fart so much 709 00:32:39,782 --> 00:32:41,608 and would keep him from creeping. 710 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,173 So he found Gallop. 711 00:33:00,434 --> 00:33:01,565 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 712 00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:03,043 Whoah! 713 00:33:03,173 --> 00:33:06,304 Let's go! Get the fuck in the car! 714 00:33:06,434 --> 00:33:08,652 Hey, press the ear. Makes a noise. 715 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,521 This is great. 716 00:33:17,652 --> 00:33:20,043 And so I take it you never got anything like that 717 00:33:20,173 --> 00:33:22,347 when you were a kid there, Kenny, did you? 718 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:23,608 - Whoa, there. - Well-- 719 00:33:23,739 --> 00:33:24,782 God! 720 00:33:24,913 --> 00:33:27,130 - Fuck you, Defer 2. - Yeah, Defer 2. 721 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:28,000 I think-- 722 00:33:29,521 --> 00:33:32,608 When we get to the show, you just carry Gallop around. 723 00:33:32,739 --> 00:33:36,521 Anytime somebody does something that you don't like... 724 00:33:36,652 --> 00:33:38,434 Yeah, I think so. 725 00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:41,173 Problem is, the batteries are non-replaceable. 726 00:33:41,304 --> 00:33:42,391 What? 727 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,434 And it's-- and they may explode or leak. 728 00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:45,869 What a rip-off! 729 00:33:46,739 --> 00:33:48,608 Yeah, so, um, that's the thing. 730 00:33:48,739 --> 00:33:50,521 We're only gonna have to have, uh, about-- 731 00:33:50,652 --> 00:33:52,565 Battery life is 400 times, approximately. 732 00:33:52,695 --> 00:33:53,782 400, that's it? 733 00:33:53,913 --> 00:33:56,086 So now we only have 397 left. 734 00:33:56,217 --> 00:33:57,173 Oh, my God. 735 00:33:57,304 --> 00:33:59,739 No, I pressed it twice in the store. 736 00:33:59,869 --> 00:34:01,260 395. 737 00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:08,391 And then once when I was running out the door 738 00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:09,217 on it. 739 00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:10,434 394. 740 00:34:14,826 --> 00:34:17,000 - It's all right. - It's all right. 741 00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:17,913 Fuck 'em. 742 00:34:18,913 --> 00:34:19,869 It worked. 743 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,347 ♪ Kenny Rogers Royce, y'all 744 00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:26,260 ♪ Come on, it's My Dead Summer 745 00:34:26,391 --> 00:34:30,695 ♪ Everybody now, My Dead Summer ♪ 746 00:34:30,826 --> 00:34:32,521 ♪ Ah 747 00:34:32,652 --> 00:34:36,347 ♪ My Dead Summer 748 00:34:37,652 --> 00:34:38,478 ♪ My... 749 00:34:38,608 --> 00:34:39,304 Let's go with butterfinger. 750 00:34:39,434 --> 00:34:40,521 All right. 751 00:34:40,652 --> 00:34:42,565 So, you'd like a butterfinger in Uranus? 752 00:34:44,086 --> 00:34:47,782 ♪ Dead Summer 753 00:34:47,913 --> 00:34:51,869 ♪ My Dead Summer 754 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,347 As we rolled into St. Louis, 755 00:34:53,478 --> 00:34:55,347 the big silver arch welcomed us. 756 00:34:56,521 --> 00:34:57,869 So the Arch's there. 757 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,826 Look at this, guys. Look at that. 758 00:34:59,956 --> 00:35:02,086 Zeke told me that he and Mom 759 00:35:02,217 --> 00:35:04,260 used to throw rocks in the Old Mississippi 760 00:35:04,391 --> 00:35:08,521 to make a wish for a good tour and a safe return. 761 00:35:08,652 --> 00:35:10,695 That may be what Zeke wished for, 762 00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:13,608 but I wished to see Fiona. 763 00:35:13,739 --> 00:35:15,956 So we headed back to the hotel for me to do 764 00:35:16,086 --> 00:35:19,086 an on-the-scene update before the show. 765 00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:23,260 Uh, this is Kenny Royce on the Scene. 766 00:35:23,391 --> 00:35:26,565 Uh, so our bathroom didn't work, our toilet didn't work. 767 00:35:26,695 --> 00:35:28,260 I'm peein' in the sink! 768 00:35:29,782 --> 00:35:31,217 That's great, Zeke. 769 00:35:31,347 --> 00:35:33,000 Surprised? 770 00:35:34,217 --> 00:35:35,391 Oh, Zeke, it's a... 771 00:35:35,521 --> 00:35:37,608 Oh, it's one of my-- it's-- it's-- 772 00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:39,782 It's a Steal Your Face shirt. Thanks, Zeke. 773 00:35:39,913 --> 00:35:42,695 Yeah! Yeah, Kenny. 774 00:35:42,826 --> 00:35:44,652 - Well, thank-- - Ready for the concert. 775 00:35:44,782 --> 00:35:47,000 Well, everybody, if you know, I had my heat stroke. 776 00:35:49,826 --> 00:35:52,391 And, um, I lost all my clothes 777 00:35:52,521 --> 00:35:53,913 when Zeke rushed me out of there. 778 00:35:54,043 --> 00:35:56,304 Yeah, the nurse had it, so, you know? 779 00:35:56,434 --> 00:35:58,000 Oh, the nurse had it? 780 00:35:58,130 --> 00:36:00,434 What were you doing with the nurse? 781 00:36:00,565 --> 00:36:01,782 Well, I had to get you out of there 782 00:36:01,913 --> 00:36:04,565 before we had to pay, so... 783 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,826 Well, this is Kenny Royce live on scene. 784 00:36:07,782 --> 00:36:10,000 With my Steal Your Face T-shirt back, 785 00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,478 I knew I was ready for the tour. 786 00:36:12,608 --> 00:36:16,043 I took a power nap in case I ran into Fiona again. 787 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:21,956 This time, I wanted to be ready 788 00:36:22,086 --> 00:36:26,086 to dance all night with her, not like the last time. 789 00:36:33,304 --> 00:36:37,913 Hey, before I forget, all right, if anything happens on the tour, 790 00:36:41,043 --> 00:36:42,956 ...uh, you know, all right? 791 00:36:43,086 --> 00:36:44,869 It's Marco Polo, right? 792 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,434 So when you can't find me, just Marco, but not Marco. 793 00:36:49,565 --> 00:36:51,521 It would be... 794 00:36:51,652 --> 00:36:52,869 Polo? 795 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,434 No, uh, Zeke. 796 00:36:55,565 --> 00:36:56,478 - You'll call back-- - I'll say Kenny! 797 00:36:56,608 --> 00:36:58,173 You'll call back and say Kenny. 798 00:36:58,304 --> 00:36:59,086 Yeah. 799 00:37:00,217 --> 00:37:02,260 - Zeke. - Yeah. 800 00:37:02,391 --> 00:37:03,130 What was that? 801 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:05,260 Uranius fudge. 802 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:06,086 Oh, that's the fudge? 803 00:37:06,217 --> 00:37:07,782 That's the fudge. 804 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,652 Was it good? 805 00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:15,000 Yeah, but it-- it-- it-- it-- 806 00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:17,739 it tasted almost, uh, uh, like-- 807 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,521 It tasted, like, medicinal. 808 00:37:19,652 --> 00:37:21,391 My taste buds were right. 809 00:37:21,521 --> 00:37:23,478 The fudge that Zeke slipped me when I was asleep 810 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,086 was dosed with Molly. 811 00:37:25,217 --> 00:37:26,782 Molly isn't a person. 812 00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:30,260 Molly is a street term for MDMA, 813 00:37:30,391 --> 00:37:34,086 or methylene-- methylenedioxymethan-- 814 00:37:34,217 --> 00:37:36,173 Methamphetamine. 815 00:37:36,304 --> 00:37:39,173 It is a stimulant and a minor psychedelic. 816 00:37:39,304 --> 00:37:41,739 Side effects can be dancing till dawn, 817 00:37:41,869 --> 00:37:44,608 touching yourself or others uncontrollably, 818 00:37:44,739 --> 00:37:48,217 and an unquenching thirst for orange juice. 819 00:37:48,347 --> 00:37:51,130 It's been used in clinical trials to help PTSD, 820 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:53,652 and even social anxiety, 821 00:37:53,782 --> 00:37:56,608 which Zeke said I was diagnosed with as a child. 822 00:37:57,521 --> 00:38:00,304 He got this batch from a client in Canoga Park, 823 00:38:00,434 --> 00:38:03,739 a film producer, so you know it's good Molly. 824 00:38:03,869 --> 00:38:06,434 I trust Zeke. He's always lookin' out for me. 825 00:38:06,565 --> 00:38:09,086 So I welcomed my first ride with Molly. 826 00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:15,782 Defer 1, he gave me fucking Ecstasy. 827 00:38:15,913 --> 00:38:16,782 Do you know what it's like 828 00:38:16,913 --> 00:38:19,000 to be on fucking Ecstasy right now? 829 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,000 It's fucking incredible. 830 00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:24,086 Zeke, why did you have to give me fuckin' Ecstasy? 831 00:38:24,217 --> 00:38:26,130 I just-- I just fuckin' peed on myself. 832 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,565 Did you? 833 00:38:28,695 --> 00:38:30,826 Hey, good God! 834 00:38:30,956 --> 00:38:32,304 Here's the thing, I was trying to do, like, 835 00:38:32,434 --> 00:38:33,565 a rub-out. 836 00:38:33,695 --> 00:38:36,000 You were trying to do a rub-out? 837 00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:37,478 You were trying to rub one out? 838 00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:39,391 I wasn't trying to rub it out. 839 00:38:39,521 --> 00:38:41,260 Trying to-- trying to rub out... 840 00:38:41,391 --> 00:38:42,478 I said, "Okay." 841 00:38:42,608 --> 00:38:44,304 You gotta realize this, Zeke, 842 00:38:44,434 --> 00:38:48,869 this Ecstasy is fucking-- absolutely fucking bonkers. 843 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,608 Hey, guys, look, look at my artwork. 844 00:38:50,739 --> 00:38:52,956 What's your work? 845 00:38:53,086 --> 00:38:54,521 What you got there? What-- what's goin' on? 846 00:38:54,652 --> 00:38:55,695 All the prints. 847 00:38:55,826 --> 00:38:57,217 These all-- these are all yours? 848 00:38:57,347 --> 00:38:59,304 Yeah, these-- these-- that's you know? 849 00:38:59,434 --> 00:39:00,956 As we looked at the amazing artwork 850 00:39:01,086 --> 00:39:03,695 our new Deadhead friend showed us, 851 00:39:03,826 --> 00:39:06,521 the Molly really started to kick in. 852 00:39:06,652 --> 00:39:09,478 It made me more focused on the awesome complexities 853 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:12,521 and fine craftsmanship of the lithographs. 854 00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:17,739 For Zeke, the Molly made him focus on other things. 855 00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:19,652 There's boobs on one of 'em. 856 00:39:19,782 --> 00:39:21,739 Yeah, it-- The one did have boobs. 857 00:39:21,869 --> 00:39:22,913 That's a medallion. 858 00:39:23,043 --> 00:39:24,565 It was a medallion, I know, 859 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,260 but I was-- I was actually gonna go with the Jerry Garcia. 860 00:39:26,391 --> 00:39:27,652 Oh, the Jerry? 861 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:28,913 Yeah, that says "In the land of the dark, 862 00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:30,304 the ship of sun is drawn by the Grateful Dead." 863 00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:31,956 You don't like boobs? 864 00:39:32,086 --> 00:39:34,217 With that, we headed into the show with Gallop, 865 00:39:34,347 --> 00:39:37,130 and left Lily behind with Defer 1 and 2, 866 00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:40,173 since all three of them weren't allowed in the venue, 867 00:39:40,304 --> 00:39:42,869 because of cameras and Lily being a dog. 868 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,652 Seriously, what is your problem? 869 00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:45,956 Armed with our phone cameras, 870 00:39:46,086 --> 00:39:48,826 Zeke and I shot footage from inside the venue. 871 00:39:48,956 --> 00:39:49,869 Everybody, this is, uh, 872 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,913 Kenny Royce, uh, on the Scene. 873 00:39:52,043 --> 00:39:53,391 Hey. 874 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,739 Uh, I am fucking tripping my fucking balls off. 875 00:39:55,869 --> 00:39:57,086 - Yeah, you are. - I am on fucking-- 876 00:39:57,217 --> 00:39:59,086 - Your angelic balls. - I'm on fucking Ecstasy, 877 00:39:59,217 --> 00:40:00,347 and I'm just trying to find a way 878 00:40:00,478 --> 00:40:01,652 to get into the fucking-- 879 00:40:01,782 --> 00:40:02,869 - I think we're good. - Into the place. 880 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Go. 881 00:40:06,826 --> 00:40:08,347 Zeke, you deserve the best. 882 00:40:08,478 --> 00:40:10,086 - Why, thank you, Kenny. - You deserve the best, 883 00:40:10,217 --> 00:40:11,217 and then the restroom's right there. 884 00:40:11,347 --> 00:40:12,086 Okay. 885 00:40:12,217 --> 00:40:13,913 Sudden. 886 00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:15,347 Uh, yes, but so we're on the scene. 887 00:40:15,478 --> 00:40:16,478 - Oh, oh. - You all right, sir? 888 00:40:16,608 --> 00:40:17,956 - You got it? You okay? - You all right? 889 00:40:18,086 --> 00:40:20,347 - Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine. - All right. 890 00:40:20,478 --> 00:40:22,217 No, I know that's heavy. You want me to carry it for you? 891 00:40:22,347 --> 00:40:23,260 No, no, it's not heavy. 892 00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:32,260 Zeke. 893 00:40:32,391 --> 00:40:34,695 Yeah? Oh, sorry, that was your beer. 894 00:40:34,826 --> 00:40:37,347 Zeke! 895 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:38,652 Yeah? 896 00:40:38,782 --> 00:40:39,913 Whatever the fuck you gave me, 897 00:40:40,043 --> 00:40:41,782 I'm fucking tripping my fucking ass off. 898 00:40:41,913 --> 00:40:43,304 And it feels, what, good? 899 00:40:43,434 --> 00:40:45,000 I do. Well, the-- the Grate-- 900 00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:46,173 Dead and Company just played Deal, 901 00:40:46,304 --> 00:40:49,043 and it's fucking amazing! 902 00:40:49,173 --> 00:40:51,347 And made LA, the first night. 903 00:40:51,478 --> 00:40:53,782 LA went great, first night. 904 00:40:53,913 --> 00:40:56,913 Second night... [bleep] ...shut me down. 905 00:41:01,217 --> 00:41:03,913 With a, uh, great. 906 00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:06,086 But I just saw a recent 907 00:41:07,086 --> 00:41:09,521 I think I-- I think I-- I think I just burst my appendix. 908 00:41:11,478 --> 00:41:14,217 As we were walking in the crowd, I thought I spotted Fiona. 909 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:16,739 Like, from Shrek? From-- from Shrek? 910 00:41:16,869 --> 00:41:18,565 No, Fiona was a girl that I was trying to meet, 911 00:41:18,695 --> 00:41:19,565 and, uh, uh, uh, oh, yeah. 912 00:41:19,695 --> 00:41:21,391 She's from Shrek. 913 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,347 But it wasn't Fiona. 914 00:41:23,478 --> 00:41:26,956 It was some other girl who looked nothing like Fiona. 915 00:41:27,086 --> 00:41:28,347 You see, not Fiona. 916 00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,434 I think it was just the Ecstasy. 917 00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:45,521 Well, Zeke, like, I-- Zeke, look, we're at-- we're at... 918 00:41:45,652 --> 00:41:49,347 Like, I gotta say I'm, like, I'm, like-- 919 00:41:49,478 --> 00:41:51,130 I'm on fuckin' Ecstasy. 920 00:42:00,608 --> 00:42:03,130 All in all, it was a really good show, 921 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:05,652 and I think I got all the footage that I needed. 922 00:42:05,782 --> 00:42:09,565 Oh, my God, Lilypad! Lilypad, what's goin' on? 923 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:10,826 Hi. 924 00:42:10,956 --> 00:42:11,826 Hi. 925 00:42:11,956 --> 00:42:12,826 - Am I you? - Hi. I-- I-- 926 00:42:12,956 --> 00:42:14,173 Well, hold on. Y-- you're me. 927 00:42:14,304 --> 00:42:15,652 - Okay. - So, it's, like, start-- 928 00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:17,217 - Hold on, I'm-- okay. - Start dancing. Start dancing. 929 00:42:17,347 --> 00:42:18,782 Start dancing. 930 00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,869 Yeah, but that-- that-- I was not dancing with Ecsatcy. 931 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,608 - Yeah. - That was not how I was dancing. 932 00:42:22,739 --> 00:42:23,565 That's not-- 933 00:42:23,695 --> 00:42:25,130 I didn't see Fiona, 934 00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:26,956 and I didn't get to dance with her, 935 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:28,782 but there's always the next show. 936 00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:30,304 You ready to head to the show? 937 00:42:30,434 --> 00:42:32,130 Oh, thank you, Lily. 938 00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:35,086 It was time to get on the road to the next hotel. 939 00:42:35,217 --> 00:42:37,521 Zeke said hotel prices at the last minute, 940 00:42:37,652 --> 00:42:40,086 after the show, will be cheaper. 941 00:42:40,217 --> 00:42:41,956 I'm impressed. 942 00:42:42,086 --> 00:42:44,086 Zeke really is taking his hotel responsibilities 943 00:42:44,217 --> 00:42:44,956 seriously. 944 00:42:45,086 --> 00:42:46,956 Yes, a dog. 945 00:42:48,086 --> 00:42:48,913 It's locked. 946 00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:52,782 As we got to the hotel, 947 00:42:52,913 --> 00:42:55,260 Zeke decided that we needed to turn the room. 948 00:42:55,391 --> 00:42:56,956 It think it's a ghost. 949 00:42:57,086 --> 00:42:59,217 Fucking ghost! Great, thank you. 950 00:42:59,347 --> 00:43:02,217 Basically, turning the room is a time-honored tradition 951 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,652 of Zeke's, 952 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:06,869 back from when he was a roadie in Scottsdale, Arizona, 953 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,956 with a band called Pregnant Necromancer. 954 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,130 They would tear up their hotel rooms 955 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:14,739 like the rock bands of old. 956 00:43:14,869 --> 00:43:17,565 But my mom always warned me if I ever saw 957 00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:20,173 Zeke's roadie rage 958 00:43:20,304 --> 00:43:22,347 and his tendency to go off the rails, 959 00:43:22,478 --> 00:43:23,521 that I should watch out. 960 00:43:23,652 --> 00:43:25,347 What? 961 00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:27,347 Yeah, well, you put the sheets on the ground, 962 00:43:27,478 --> 00:43:31,478 and it's, like, all the pillows, and... 963 00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:34,304 You want me to put it all-- You want-- you want-- oh, yes. 964 00:43:34,434 --> 00:43:35,478 Sorry, Miss Daisy. 965 00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:47,000 With the room cleared, we hunkered down for the night 966 00:43:47,130 --> 00:43:49,478 so we could get up early to start our two-day journey 967 00:43:49,608 --> 00:43:51,217 to Saratoga Springs. 968 00:43:52,652 --> 00:43:56,086 Hey, everybody, this is Kenny Royce on the Scene. 969 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,304 Shut up! 970 00:43:57,434 --> 00:43:59,043 Zeke, you know how important this is to me. 971 00:43:59,173 --> 00:44:00,217 Shut up. 972 00:44:04,043 --> 00:44:06,347 Okay, guys, signing off. Kenny Royce on the Scene. 973 00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:07,826 - Bye. - Shut up. 974 00:44:12,869 --> 00:44:14,521 What's goin' on? are you? 975 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,782 Bathroom is a little bit, um... 976 00:44:17,913 --> 00:44:20,260 That's 'cause you took a shit and it won't flush. 977 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:21,739 That's-- 978 00:44:21,869 --> 00:44:24,391 Well, I-- but I took a shit after you took a shit. 979 00:44:24,521 --> 00:44:25,913 I was peeing. 980 00:44:26,043 --> 00:44:27,217 You were-- you were peeing-- 981 00:44:27,347 --> 00:44:29,217 You were peeing basically sitting down. 982 00:44:30,391 --> 00:44:32,347 That's-- that's right, you know? 983 00:44:32,478 --> 00:44:35,130 I don't actually pee sitting down, Zeke. 984 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,043 I have prostate problems. 985 00:44:39,913 --> 00:44:42,434 What do you mean you have prostate problems? 986 00:44:42,565 --> 00:44:43,565 I'm old. 987 00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:49,565 Right, and my legs are, too. 988 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,478 I told you, I met a girl, Fiona, at-- at-- in LA, 989 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,782 and that's--- that's-- that's who I wanna go find. 990 00:44:57,782 --> 00:45:00,956 So, kinda a one-girl guy? 991 00:45:01,086 --> 00:45:03,130 It's not about being a one-girl guy. 992 00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:06,608 It's just that she was a-- she was a really pretty girl. 993 00:45:06,739 --> 00:45:07,695 I wanna find her. 994 00:45:07,826 --> 00:45:09,130 - Yeah... - What's wrong with that? 995 00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:10,869 You're looking for her later. 996 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,739 I chalked up Zeke's sourpuss mood 997 00:45:12,869 --> 00:45:14,565 to just being old, 998 00:45:14,695 --> 00:45:16,347 so I checked my On The Scene page 999 00:45:16,478 --> 00:45:20,000 for any possible messages from Fiona and saw nothing. 1000 00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:22,478 But this nagging question kept rolling through my head 1001 00:45:22,608 --> 00:45:27,173 like waves crashing ashore, why is Zeke here? 1002 00:45:27,304 --> 00:45:29,608 Why is Zeke here? 1003 00:45:29,739 --> 00:45:33,130 Why is Zeke here? 1004 00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:35,434 I mean, I didn't have any more permit problems 1005 00:45:35,565 --> 00:45:38,130 or tour officials creeping around to kick me out, 1006 00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:39,739 so why was Zeke here, 1007 00:45:39,869 --> 00:45:42,521 and what was driving his outrageous behavior? 1008 00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:44,695 Hey, tubby, need a ride! 1009 00:45:47,347 --> 00:45:48,869 You just take-- take the car? 1010 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,086 I got a bigger clue to the why 1011 00:45:51,217 --> 00:45:54,782 as Zeke took me to visit a tour friend, Nitrous Ned. 1012 00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,608 I was surprised Zeke called Nitrous Ned 1013 00:45:57,739 --> 00:45:59,304 just a tour friend, 1014 00:45:59,434 --> 00:46:02,608 because my mom always said Ned and Zeke were tied together. 1015 00:46:02,739 --> 00:46:05,608 Nitrous Ned was the most famous and fastest balloon filler 1016 00:46:05,739 --> 00:46:07,217 on the tour, 1017 00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:10,347 and Zeke, the Scottsdale Sherpa, was his assistant. 1018 00:46:10,478 --> 00:46:12,260 Nitrous Ned gave my mom the balloon 1019 00:46:12,391 --> 00:46:15,260 that sent her into Zeke's arms and into her life. 1020 00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:11,869 Our visit to the gravesite 1021 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,217 really seemed to shake Zeke up, 1022 00:47:14,347 --> 00:47:16,565 but we said goodbye to Nitrous Ned 1023 00:47:16,695 --> 00:47:18,478 with some memorial shots. 1024 00:47:19,608 --> 00:47:20,826 Here's to you, Ned. 1025 00:47:20,956 --> 00:47:22,521 Again? 1026 00:47:22,652 --> 00:47:26,130 Thanks for your balloons and getting my mom high, 1027 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,739 even if you were a dick. 1028 00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:35,826 I pushed Zeke for one and two 1029 00:47:35,956 --> 00:47:37,782 to get us to Saratoga Springs 1030 00:47:37,913 --> 00:47:41,086 so we could make sure that we were at Shakedown Street, 1031 00:47:41,217 --> 00:47:43,869 and I could hopefully see Fiona. 1032 00:47:48,478 --> 00:47:50,086 Really, the guy's really on us. 1033 00:47:54,608 --> 00:47:55,826 Well, look at this guy. 1034 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:56,913 I don't know about you, 1035 00:47:57,043 --> 00:47:58,391 but I think the drugs are kicking in. 1036 00:47:58,521 --> 00:47:59,434 Which one? 1037 00:47:59,565 --> 00:48:00,782 The green ones. 1038 00:48:00,913 --> 00:48:02,695 Yeah. 1039 00:48:02,826 --> 00:48:04,434 Yep, they're probably kickin' in. 1040 00:48:04,565 --> 00:48:05,956 Just, uh, sit tight. 1041 00:48:06,086 --> 00:48:07,608 Man, detour really got us. 1042 00:48:07,739 --> 00:48:08,913 Highway. 1043 00:48:10,086 --> 00:48:11,434 Highway. 1044 00:48:11,565 --> 00:48:13,130 Like the last 20 minutes of my life back. 1045 00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:15,260 Yeah, me, too. 1046 00:48:15,391 --> 00:48:17,565 I gave you a point. I'm taking it away. 1047 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:18,739 You gave him a point? 1048 00:48:18,869 --> 00:48:20,173 Well, I did in the beginning, 1049 00:48:20,304 --> 00:48:21,956 'cause then it started moving around 50 miles per hour, 1050 00:48:22,086 --> 00:48:24,521 and then we got stuck again, and then-- 1051 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,782 Well, I think you should take away more than a point now. 1052 00:48:26,913 --> 00:48:27,565 Take away two? 1053 00:48:27,695 --> 00:48:28,478 Yeah. 1054 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,260 Uh, guys, so, uh, and I are gonna go in 1055 00:48:33,391 --> 00:48:34,478 and get fuckin' coffee. 1056 00:48:34,608 --> 00:48:35,521 The camera's gonna be rolling. 1057 00:48:35,652 --> 00:48:36,956 Mic's gonna be rolling. 1058 00:48:37,086 --> 00:48:41,434 So, uh, yeah, you can let loose. 1059 00:48:41,565 --> 00:48:43,173 Let's look up the reviews on Resse's-- Resse's Coffee. 1060 00:48:43,304 --> 00:48:44,869 You guys want anything 1061 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,913 at this expensively wonderful coffee shop? 1062 00:48:47,043 --> 00:48:48,478 Uh, regular coffee. 1063 00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:51,782 gonna see what it's about. 1064 00:48:51,913 --> 00:48:53,782 Well, the thing is, you know, 1065 00:48:53,913 --> 00:48:55,956 I think you're right about the Folders incid-- 1066 00:48:56,086 --> 00:48:57,347 - I mean, next time we can-- - Yeah. 1067 00:48:57,478 --> 00:48:59,086 Why can't we just get a fucking-- 1068 00:48:59,217 --> 00:49:02,521 I'm gonna get a cameraman that can do regular coffee. 1069 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,391 I tip every transaction and visit once or twice a day, 1070 00:49:06,521 --> 00:49:07,782 at least try to be friendly. 1071 00:49:07,913 --> 00:49:09,956 Today, the manager told me I make 'em 1072 00:49:10,086 --> 00:49:11,434 employees uncomfortable. 1073 00:49:11,565 --> 00:49:12,826 Think if he makes 'em uncomfortable. 1074 00:49:12,956 --> 00:49:14,304 - Well, fucking Defer-- - What-- what about Defer 2? 1075 00:49:14,434 --> 00:49:15,913 Defer 1 and Defer 2. 1076 00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:20,565 Man. 1077 00:49:20,695 --> 00:49:22,739 I mean, we're trying to get to the concert. 1078 00:49:22,869 --> 00:49:23,826 All right, well-- well, you know what? 1079 00:49:23,956 --> 00:49:24,565 We'll talk about that later, yeah. 1080 00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:25,782 Excellent. 1081 00:49:29,521 --> 00:49:30,869 All right, everybody got-- got their fucking coffees? 1082 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,695 Okay, we got the fucking coffees. 1083 00:49:31,826 --> 00:49:33,521 - Yeah. - Great. 1084 00:49:33,652 --> 00:49:35,956 - I got-- I got you a-- a tall-- - Yeah, thanks, thanks. 1085 00:49:36,086 --> 00:49:37,217 Ethiopian black. 1086 00:49:37,347 --> 00:49:38,173 There's fingerprints on this. 1087 00:49:38,304 --> 00:49:39,173 Yeah. 1088 00:49:40,434 --> 00:49:42,565 After all the detours and coffee stops, 1089 00:49:42,695 --> 00:49:45,347 I thought we'd never make it in time for the show, 1090 00:49:45,478 --> 00:49:48,304 but we did, five hours early. 1091 00:49:48,434 --> 00:49:51,565 So we all took naps at our hotel in Saratoga Springs. 1092 00:49:51,695 --> 00:49:54,478 This should also be a really great show for Zeke, 1093 00:49:54,608 --> 00:49:57,260 since this is the venue that he and my mom 1094 00:49:57,391 --> 00:49:59,304 went together as a couple for the first time 1095 00:49:59,434 --> 00:50:01,173 to see the Grateful Dead. 1096 00:50:01,304 --> 00:50:03,130 And who knows, 1097 00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:05,782 maybe I'll finally run into Fiona here, 1098 00:50:05,913 --> 00:50:08,347 and see her at the concert or on Shakedown Street. 1099 00:50:09,652 --> 00:50:11,913 Love is in the air in Saratoga Springs. 1100 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:13,086 I can feel it. 1101 00:50:13,217 --> 00:50:14,391 All right. Okay. 1102 00:50:16,956 --> 00:50:20,695 But-- so I woke up, uh, you know, and so Zeke is gone, 1103 00:50:20,826 --> 00:50:24,217 and so what I understand is that Defer 2 1104 00:50:24,347 --> 00:50:26,130 went for some more coffee, 1105 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,826 and so Zeke went with him. 1106 00:50:28,956 --> 00:50:32,869 Kenny Royce on the Scene. Uh, it's now been five hours. 1107 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,043 Uh, I am, uh, I am drinking here in the hotel room. 1108 00:50:38,521 --> 00:50:40,826 It's now been five and a half hours, 1109 00:50:40,956 --> 00:50:43,739 uh, and I have nothing from Zeke. 1110 00:50:43,869 --> 00:50:45,260 She-- Zeke? 1111 00:50:45,391 --> 00:50:46,173 Yeah. 1112 00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:47,478 - Zeke! - What? 1113 00:50:47,608 --> 00:50:49,478 What the fuck is going on? 1114 00:50:49,608 --> 00:50:51,739 The left side of my fuckin' penis is numb. 1115 00:50:51,869 --> 00:50:53,782 Why is the left side of your penis numb? 1116 00:50:53,913 --> 00:50:55,478 Look, Lily Pad gets anxious, dude. 1117 00:50:55,608 --> 00:50:57,434 - She gets anxious-- - I'm not-- here. Okay. 1118 00:50:57,565 --> 00:50:59,130 This is gonna help you, okay? 1119 00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:00,478 Is that another tab of Ecstasy? 1120 00:51:00,608 --> 00:51:01,869 It sure was. 1121 00:51:03,608 --> 00:51:05,782 No fudge this time, so I do apologize for that. 1122 00:51:05,913 --> 00:51:07,260 That's fantastic. 1123 00:51:07,391 --> 00:51:08,391 That's fantastic. 1124 00:51:08,521 --> 00:51:11,217 All right, well, Kenny Royce on the Scene. 1125 00:51:11,347 --> 00:51:14,043 Once Defer 1 and Defer 2 are ready to go, 1126 00:51:14,173 --> 00:51:16,913 we are heading over to Saratoga Springs, 1127 00:51:17,043 --> 00:51:20,304 the Performing Arts Center, night two. 1128 00:51:20,434 --> 00:51:22,391 See you guys there. This is gonna be great. 1129 00:51:22,521 --> 00:51:23,217 I'm excited. 1130 00:51:35,347 --> 00:51:37,695 Outside of Shakedown, Zeke and I drink it. 1131 00:51:41,478 --> 00:51:44,043 You-- you-- we're rollin' in. So, um... 1132 00:51:45,086 --> 00:51:46,434 Are you-- are you throwin' up? 1133 00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,739 Are you throwing-- 1134 00:51:51,434 --> 00:51:53,782 - Here we are. - Oh. 1135 00:51:53,913 --> 00:51:56,434 Saratoga Springs, night two. 1136 00:51:56,565 --> 00:51:57,956 I'm... 1137 00:52:01,086 --> 00:52:02,956 So, someone's havin' a-- someone's havin' a rough time, 1138 00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:03,913 uh, Zeke? 1139 00:52:04,043 --> 00:52:05,000 How you feeling, Kenny? 1140 00:52:05,130 --> 00:52:06,304 No, I feel great. 1141 00:52:06,434 --> 00:52:08,608 I-- I-- I feel-- I-- I feel fucking fantastic. 1142 00:52:08,739 --> 00:52:10,782 I mean, I don't know, like, the Ecstasy normally-- 1143 00:52:10,913 --> 00:52:13,652 Yesterday I was, like, a little bit like, "Oh, yeah." 1144 00:52:13,782 --> 00:52:14,956 But now with the Molly, 1145 00:52:15,086 --> 00:52:16,043 I just-- like, I-- I feel like I'm-- 1146 00:52:17,521 --> 00:52:19,478 So it's like I feel really good. 1147 00:52:19,608 --> 00:52:21,173 Hey, Lily's eatin' my vomit. 1148 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,826 No, that's not good. 1149 00:52:22,956 --> 00:52:24,826 Just why-- why would you fucking ever do that? 1150 00:52:24,956 --> 00:52:26,304 I didn't. She came over to it. 1151 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:27,608 Yeah, but why would you just-- why would-- 1152 00:52:27,739 --> 00:52:28,956 You let her leash go. 1153 00:52:29,086 --> 00:52:30,652 Well, I didn't let her leash go. 1154 00:52:30,782 --> 00:52:32,260 So-- so she just ate your vomit? 1155 00:52:32,391 --> 00:52:33,956 Yeah. 1156 00:52:34,086 --> 00:52:35,565 Zeke, can you handle one of these? 1157 00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:37,652 Can you-- like, this is, like, this is just for a bit, 1158 00:52:37,782 --> 00:52:39,826 - One of these? - Yeah, this is for-- 1159 00:52:39,956 --> 00:52:41,260 Lily Pad. Lily Pad. 1160 00:52:41,391 --> 00:52:42,782 This is pissy stuff. I can handle that. 1161 00:52:42,913 --> 00:52:44,391 Lily Pad, get away from the fucking vomit! 1162 00:52:44,521 --> 00:52:45,304 Get away from-- 1163 00:52:45,434 --> 00:52:46,739 Get... 1164 00:52:46,869 --> 00:52:49,304 Okay, get away from the-- get away from the vomit. 1165 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:53,391 I can totally handle this. 1166 00:52:53,521 --> 00:52:55,217 Uh, this is, um, 1167 00:52:55,347 --> 00:52:57,434 so but this is Kenny Royce on the Scene. 1168 00:52:57,565 --> 00:53:01,260 And, uh, here we are, Saratoga Springs, night two. 1169 00:53:01,391 --> 00:53:05,434 Uh, Zeke, obviously, is not in his, uh, good form. 1170 00:53:05,565 --> 00:53:08,000 Uh, you know, 'cause again, you know, five hours, you-- 1171 00:53:08,130 --> 00:53:09,695 Five hours you guys were fucking missing. 1172 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:12,347 And, uh, you know, here we are that, you know, 1173 00:53:12,478 --> 00:53:14,086 we're showing up a little bit late. 1174 00:53:14,217 --> 00:53:16,000 We're gonna cross through the woods. 1175 00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:17,565 We'll brave the ticks. 1176 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:18,608 We'll brave, 'cause we are in New York. 1177 00:53:18,739 --> 00:53:20,434 Ticks? 1178 00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:21,608 Brave the ticks. 1179 00:53:21,739 --> 00:53:23,260 I'll brave the t... 1180 00:53:29,478 --> 00:53:32,434 Zeke, you think this is maybe the Molly? 1181 00:53:37,956 --> 00:53:38,739 You all right? 1182 00:53:39,826 --> 00:53:41,304 Hey, uh, Lil-- Lily will get it. 1183 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,608 I think-- I think I-- I don't-- 1184 00:53:45,739 --> 00:53:48,086 I don't think that fucking Molly is any good. 1185 00:53:48,217 --> 00:53:50,217 Yeah, well, I mean, you got so many of drinks. 1186 00:53:50,347 --> 00:53:51,521 I don't think it's any good. 1187 00:53:51,652 --> 00:53:53,565 I don't think it's any good, Zeke. 1188 00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:57,956 Zeke, how the fuck am I supposed to do interviews like this? 1189 00:53:58,086 --> 00:53:59,695 Zeke, what the fuck? 1190 00:54:00,173 --> 00:54:01,478 I don't know. 1191 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,956 Either way, we manned up and found our way 1192 00:54:05,086 --> 00:54:06,565 onto Shakedown 1193 00:54:06,695 --> 00:54:08,695 through a hole in the fence to talk to the people. 1194 00:54:08,826 --> 00:54:09,956 Over here? 1195 00:54:10,086 --> 00:54:10,608 Right. Right, it's down this way. 1196 00:54:15,956 --> 00:54:17,434 - Zeke, are you okay? - I'm great. 1197 00:54:17,565 --> 00:54:19,391 Okay, Zeke, I know-- like-- my-- my-- 1198 00:54:19,521 --> 00:54:22,000 I can't really feel my fucking feet right now. 1199 00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:23,869 I don't know what's going on, but, like, so-- 1200 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,347 This is a typical riot, Kenny. 1201 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,565 What's in that briefcase? 1202 00:54:29,695 --> 00:54:30,739 Everything! 1203 00:54:30,869 --> 00:54:31,739 Everything. 1204 00:54:35,391 --> 00:54:36,695 Oh, my God, what's going on there? 1205 00:54:36,826 --> 00:54:39,565 All right, so we're on Shakedown Street. 1206 00:54:39,695 --> 00:54:41,826 On the scene with Kenny Royce. 1207 00:54:41,956 --> 00:54:45,173 And, uh, this is, uh, uh, Zeke. 1208 00:54:45,304 --> 00:54:47,913 Jesus Christ! You're not looking right at all. 1209 00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:49,130 It's Lily Pad. 1210 00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:51,130 [distorted] Lily Pad. Hi. Lily pad. 1211 00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:52,478 [distorted] Oh, Pad, you wanna say hello? 1212 00:54:52,608 --> 00:54:53,782 Lily pad. 1213 00:54:53,913 --> 00:54:55,434 Hi, Lily Pad. You're so cute. 1214 00:54:55,565 --> 00:54:56,869 There's so many people, Zeke's gettin', like, uh, 1215 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,826 he's just 1216 00:55:02,521 --> 00:55:04,478 Oh, my God. 1217 00:55:04,608 --> 00:55:08,000 Oh, my God, Zeke, what the fuck is going on with you? 1218 00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:08,869 You don't look good. 1219 00:55:14,304 --> 00:55:16,391 My worst fears were confirmed. 1220 00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:19,739 Zeke was off, a little off on a bad trip. 1221 00:55:21,608 --> 00:55:23,391 A bad trip is caused by taking hallucinogenics 1222 00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:25,173 in a negative mind space. 1223 00:55:25,304 --> 00:55:28,173 The first telltale signs can be incontinence, 1224 00:55:28,304 --> 00:55:30,869 profuse sweating, mental confusion, 1225 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,391 impaired motor skills, and immobility. 1226 00:55:34,695 --> 00:55:36,043 Maybe it was caused by the memories 1227 00:55:36,173 --> 00:55:38,869 of Saratoga Springs with my mom, 1228 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,130 or from the visiting the grave of a long-lost friend, 1229 00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:43,086 Nitrous Ned. 1230 00:55:43,217 --> 00:55:47,391 Who knows? But he was on a bad trip. 1231 00:55:47,521 --> 00:55:49,739 Zeke, the sherpa of Scottsdale, always said, 1232 00:55:49,869 --> 00:55:51,826 "When Deadheads are on a bad trip, 1233 00:55:51,956 --> 00:55:54,434 they need guidance, caring, and understanding." 1234 00:55:54,565 --> 00:55:56,652 Get in the fucking car. Get in the fucking car. 1235 00:55:56,782 --> 00:55:59,739 Since Defer 1 and Defer 2 were still holding cameras, 1236 00:55:59,869 --> 00:56:04,217 I took up the cause, just like Zeke did for me my whole life. 1237 00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:06,260 You're a goddamn failure! 1238 00:56:06,391 --> 00:56:08,739 You fucking passed out on the goddamn fucking-- 1239 00:56:08,869 --> 00:56:10,347 Zeke, look at you. 1240 00:56:10,478 --> 00:56:12,217 I can tell you personally 1241 00:56:12,347 --> 00:56:14,173 one bad trip can lead to another. 1242 00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,347 Come on, let's go. 1243 00:56:15,478 --> 00:56:16,347 And Zeke took me with him. 1244 00:56:16,478 --> 00:56:18,000 Get in the fucking car! 1245 00:56:18,130 --> 00:56:20,565 Other symptoms of a bad trip can include 1246 00:56:20,695 --> 00:56:23,739 emotional detachment and erratic mood swings. 1247 00:56:23,869 --> 00:56:26,869 But as Zeke always said, "With any bad trip, 1248 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,347 usually you are in the clear 1249 00:56:28,478 --> 00:56:30,869 once you can let all your demons out." 1250 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,608 Or in my case, puking my brains out 1251 00:56:32,739 --> 00:56:33,608 and missing the show. 1252 00:56:33,739 --> 00:56:35,086 Oh, my God. 1253 00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:37,434 Give, uh, I don't give a shit, Zeke, I don't-- 1254 00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:40,391 Oh, shit. 1255 00:56:40,739 --> 00:56:42,130 Hey, Kenny. 1256 00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:44,391 We missed the show at Saratoga Springs, 1257 00:56:44,521 --> 00:56:46,000 and I missed getting any interviews. 1258 00:56:46,130 --> 00:56:47,478 What's that smell? 1259 00:56:47,608 --> 00:56:49,826 And I missed my chance to run into Fiona. 1260 00:56:49,956 --> 00:56:51,521 It smells like dog shit. 1261 00:56:51,652 --> 00:56:54,173 There was no scent of love in the air in Saratoga, 1262 00:56:54,304 --> 00:56:58,565 only the smell of puke, piss, and shit. 1263 00:56:58,695 --> 00:56:59,521 Yeah. 1264 00:57:00,826 --> 00:57:02,217 Oh, my God. 1265 00:57:07,347 --> 00:57:09,869 Saratoga Springs might have been a bad trip bust, 1266 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,521 but we had Boston and New York City 1267 00:57:11,652 --> 00:57:12,739 still in our sight. 1268 00:57:33,434 --> 00:57:34,739 We were scheduled to make it to Boston, 1269 00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:36,347 but the bad trip continued 1270 00:57:36,478 --> 00:57:38,260 as we missed the Boston show by a week. 1271 00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:39,739 Hey, Zeke. 1272 00:57:39,869 --> 00:57:41,347 Huh? 1273 00:57:41,478 --> 00:57:43,000 Isn't it supposed to be a Dead and Company show there? 1274 00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:44,086 Ah. 1275 00:57:44,217 --> 00:57:46,217 There's nobody here, Zeke. 1276 00:57:46,347 --> 00:57:49,521 Yeah, it's not until, like, the 24th to the 25th in Boston. 1277 00:57:50,652 --> 00:57:52,173 That's, uh... 1278 00:57:52,304 --> 00:57:55,913 That's next week. That's next weekend. 1279 00:57:56,043 --> 00:57:57,652 What the fuck, Zeke? 1280 00:58:02,304 --> 00:58:03,478 I mean, while we're here, 1281 00:58:03,608 --> 00:58:05,739 you could at least ride Gallop on Lansdowne. 1282 00:58:05,869 --> 00:58:06,782 Come on. 1283 00:58:09,826 --> 00:58:13,347 Atta boy, Zeke. Atta boy. 1284 00:58:19,521 --> 00:58:21,478 I tried to talk to Zeke about how the trip 1285 00:58:21,608 --> 00:58:24,739 was going off the rails as we meandered around the city, 1286 00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:26,434 but I was getting nowhere. 1287 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:30,000 Yeah, this is the third day you've given me fucking Ecstasy 1288 00:58:30,130 --> 00:58:32,000 and... 1289 00:58:32,130 --> 00:58:33,956 you know, yesterday, 1290 00:58:34,086 --> 00:58:37,130 we were supposed to go to Saratoga Springs. 1291 00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:42,521 You said we had front row seats, and then you pissed yourself, 1292 00:58:42,652 --> 00:58:45,347 and then you fuckin' vomited all over the fuckin' Shakedown. 1293 00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:49,478 What the fuck's wrong with you? 1294 00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:53,173 You know well. 1295 00:58:57,130 --> 00:59:01,347 piss running down my legs, 1296 00:59:01,478 --> 00:59:04,956 vomit all over my jacket, 1297 00:59:05,086 --> 00:59:07,565 and you said some hurtful things. 1298 00:59:07,695 --> 00:59:10,217 You think you know all about me? 1299 00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:12,304 I don't pretend to know everything about orphans 1300 00:59:12,434 --> 00:59:14,434 just because I watched Little Orphan Annie 1301 00:59:14,565 --> 00:59:18,217 on the fuckin' stage, and I can sing every song. 1302 00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:23,173 So just because I've seen the musical Annie, 1303 00:59:23,304 --> 00:59:25,000 I know about your life? 1304 00:59:28,304 --> 00:59:29,652 Does that make sense? 1305 00:59:29,782 --> 00:59:31,304 What? 1306 00:59:35,869 --> 00:59:37,391 Oh, fuck it. 1307 00:59:37,521 --> 00:59:39,565 His stubbornness to talk about anything real 1308 00:59:39,695 --> 00:59:42,652 was causing the film, my on-the-scene reporting, 1309 00:59:42,782 --> 00:59:45,782 and the entire trip to suffer. 1310 00:59:45,913 --> 00:59:50,173 Maybe it was the Ecstasy, but I had a moment of clarity. 1311 00:59:50,304 --> 00:59:51,826 I needed to do something drastic 1312 00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:54,304 to get this trip and Zeke back on track. 1313 00:59:55,521 --> 00:59:58,217 So with a few days before New York City's show, 1314 00:59:58,347 --> 01:00:01,652 I told Zeke we had to exorcize his demons from this tour 1315 01:00:01,782 --> 01:00:03,826 that were haunting him. 1316 01:00:03,956 --> 01:00:05,217 That's when Zeke finally told me 1317 01:00:05,347 --> 01:00:07,130 where he took the Defers for five hours 1318 01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:09,000 in Saratoga Springs. 1319 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,695 Zeke went to the place where he and my mom 1320 01:00:11,826 --> 01:00:15,130 used to get away and have what he called a pick and poke. 1321 01:00:15,260 --> 01:00:17,478 Unfortunately, their romantic picnic spot 1322 01:00:17,608 --> 01:00:20,086 was now a dog park at the side of a highway. 1323 01:00:21,739 --> 01:00:24,000 The loss of this memory was too much for Zeke to bear, 1324 01:00:24,130 --> 01:00:26,739 and this was the reason he said why he fucked us up 1325 01:00:26,869 --> 01:00:29,130 and put the tour on tilt. 1326 01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:32,956 I put my foot down. This mayhem had to end. 1327 01:00:33,086 --> 01:00:36,130 He was ruining my tour, my movie, everything. 1328 01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:37,347 They're right here. 1329 01:00:37,478 --> 01:00:38,304 Why don't we just tell 'em right now? 1330 01:00:38,434 --> 01:00:39,869 They're right here. 1331 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,521 Zeke agreed, and we went through a ritual Zeke called 1332 01:00:42,652 --> 01:00:44,347 a spiritual cleansing and detachment 1333 01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:46,695 from the dark mother complex. 1334 01:00:46,826 --> 01:00:49,739 The process of this ritual involves several stages. 1335 01:00:49,869 --> 01:00:52,130 Stage one is first achieving enlightenment 1336 01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:53,956 through psychedelics 1337 01:00:54,086 --> 01:00:56,130 and purifying your habiliments from any negative attachments 1338 01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:59,173 in purified or holy water. 1339 01:00:59,304 --> 01:01:01,086 A local laundromat on acid would suffice 1340 01:01:01,217 --> 01:01:02,173 for the beginning stage. 1341 01:01:08,608 --> 01:01:15,695 I'm gonna put on some music, and I want you to go nuts. 1342 01:01:17,782 --> 01:01:20,000 Stage two involves stripping down naked 1343 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,217 as the day you were born 1344 01:01:21,347 --> 01:01:23,130 and finding a sanctuary or a cave 1345 01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:26,217 to engage in sacred dance with spiritual medicines. 1346 01:01:28,478 --> 01:01:30,739 Boxer shorts in our hotel room and tour enhancers 1347 01:01:30,869 --> 01:01:32,260 met those requirements. 1348 01:01:33,956 --> 01:01:35,521 This is Fiona right here. 1349 01:01:36,478 --> 01:01:37,739 Hi, Fiona. 1350 01:01:37,869 --> 01:01:39,043 I came to realize 1351 01:01:39,173 --> 01:01:40,782 all of this really was a chance for Zeke 1352 01:01:40,913 --> 01:01:42,608 to clean all the piss and puke off his clothes 1353 01:01:42,739 --> 01:01:44,782 from Saratoga Springs, 1354 01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:46,391 holed up in the hotel room for three days 1355 01:01:46,521 --> 01:01:48,217 to get rid of all the drugs Zeke brought with him 1356 01:01:48,347 --> 01:01:49,565 in his briefcase, 1357 01:01:49,695 --> 01:01:52,130 but most importantly for him to come to terms 1358 01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:54,782 with the loss of his one and only true tour companion, 1359 01:01:54,913 --> 01:01:55,956 my mother. 1360 01:01:56,086 --> 01:01:58,608 That does not look very inviting. 1361 01:01:58,739 --> 01:02:00,086 That's Char-- uh, Charles Island. 1362 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,826 Okay. 1363 01:02:01,956 --> 01:02:03,173 The final stage for completing this ritual is 1364 01:02:03,304 --> 01:02:05,434 by making an offering to the gods. 1365 01:02:05,565 --> 01:02:08,521 So we left Gallop on the beach in memoriam of my mom 1366 01:02:08,652 --> 01:02:10,695 because she loved the ocean. 1367 01:02:10,826 --> 01:02:14,043 I felt pretty good about that. I think Zeke did, too. 1368 01:02:17,913 --> 01:02:22,304 Kenny! Kenny, we're late, dude. 1369 01:02:22,434 --> 01:02:24,478 What-- what's goin' on? 1370 01:02:24,608 --> 01:02:26,695 Dude, check out was, like, an hour ago. 1371 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,043 What'd you guys do last night? 1372 01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:31,913 Well, we just had-- we just had-- 1373 01:02:32,043 --> 01:02:33,695 we just had some burritos and-- and-- 1374 01:02:35,826 --> 01:02:36,608 Zeke? 1375 01:02:49,695 --> 01:02:51,521 Zeke, what's going on? 1376 01:02:52,391 --> 01:02:53,478 Zeke! 1377 01:02:53,608 --> 01:02:56,304 I left Gallop on the beach! 1378 01:02:56,434 --> 01:02:58,217 What do you mean you left Gallop? 1379 01:03:02,521 --> 01:03:04,000 With the tour fully cleansed 1380 01:03:04,130 --> 01:03:06,391 and Zeke's demons at bay, 1381 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:10,000 it was time to get back on the road to New York City. 1382 01:03:10,130 --> 01:03:14,695 Kenny Royce on the Scene, live from Milford Cache. 1383 01:03:14,826 --> 01:03:17,043 Gallop! 1384 01:03:42,391 --> 01:03:45,173 Uh, this is Kenny Royce, live on, uh, on the scene 1385 01:03:45,304 --> 01:03:48,043 from, um, a what is Flushing, New York. 1386 01:03:48,173 --> 01:03:49,391 Uh, you know, I actually would think 1387 01:03:49,521 --> 01:03:53,608 that it was gonna be, um, a lot prettier. 1388 01:03:53,739 --> 01:03:56,913 Uh, Zeke, how are you feeling after, uh, last night? 1389 01:04:00,434 --> 01:04:03,782 Lily Pad left Gallop on the beach. 1390 01:04:03,913 --> 01:04:05,347 Well, that's not exactly true. 1391 01:04:05,478 --> 01:04:06,391 I think that... 1392 01:04:06,521 --> 01:04:09,565 But apparently the tide came in 1393 01:04:09,695 --> 01:04:13,478 and Gallop-- Gallop-- Gallop-- Gallop went away. 1394 01:04:14,173 --> 01:04:17,000 And maybe Gallop's with Wilson now. 1395 01:04:17,130 --> 01:04:18,173 He's, like, a horse at sea, 1396 01:04:18,304 --> 01:04:19,956 and that's the thing, he-- so he-- 1397 01:04:20,086 --> 01:04:22,347 A horse at what? 1398 01:04:22,478 --> 01:04:24,217 So Zeke's-- Zeke's still upset about leaving Gallop, 1399 01:04:24,347 --> 01:04:25,478 and, um... 1400 01:04:25,608 --> 01:04:28,304 But this is Kenny Royce live on the scene. 1401 01:04:28,434 --> 01:04:31,260 We are gonna be in Citi Field, uh, in a few hours, 1402 01:04:31,391 --> 01:04:32,565 and we're gonna hit Shakedown Street, 1403 01:04:32,695 --> 01:04:34,260 so check it out. 1404 01:04:42,652 --> 01:04:44,695 My mom's second-favorite city, 1405 01:04:44,826 --> 01:04:47,826 only to Los Angeles, is New York City. 1406 01:04:47,956 --> 01:04:49,217 She told me stories about 1407 01:04:49,347 --> 01:04:51,652 the amazing Grateful Dead show she went to, 1408 01:04:51,782 --> 01:04:53,913 and how the energy, the smells, 1409 01:04:54,043 --> 01:04:58,173 and the sounds of New York City just got on you. 1410 01:04:58,304 --> 01:05:00,869 Zeke seems to have a pep in his step, too, 1411 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,347 now that all the demons are gone. 1412 01:05:02,478 --> 01:05:03,739 Right now, we're pressed for time. 1413 01:05:03,869 --> 01:05:06,173 We need to get to Citi Field. 1414 01:05:06,304 --> 01:05:08,565 We need to get over there, like, right, like-- like-- 1415 01:05:08,695 --> 01:05:09,913 Like, pronto. 1416 01:05:11,043 --> 01:05:12,434 I'm ready to go. 1417 01:05:12,565 --> 01:05:13,521 All right. So you're ready to go? 1418 01:05:13,652 --> 01:05:14,608 I'm ready to go. 1419 01:05:23,565 --> 01:05:25,304 Give me a couple of minutes. 1420 01:05:27,434 --> 01:05:29,695 Well, almost gone. 1421 01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:32,608 While Zeke and I finished up our ritual, 1422 01:05:32,739 --> 01:05:35,173 Defer 2 got directions on how to get to the show 1423 01:05:35,304 --> 01:05:36,478 from a local, 1424 01:05:36,608 --> 01:05:38,521 as we didn't wanna get lost in New York. 1425 01:05:38,652 --> 01:05:39,608 Yeah. 1426 01:05:39,739 --> 01:05:40,260 - Stained Glass? - Uh-huh. 1427 01:05:40,391 --> 01:05:41,739 That's the train station. 1428 01:05:41,869 --> 01:05:44,391 Get on the Manhattan-bound N or W across the platform. 1429 01:05:44,521 --> 01:05:45,434 It's a one-stop. 1430 01:05:45,565 --> 01:05:47,086 Get off at Queensboro Plaza 1431 01:05:47,217 --> 01:05:48,913 and across the platform, transfer to the 7 train 1432 01:05:49,043 --> 01:05:49,956 to Flushing. 1433 01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:57,869 As we started our adventure to Citi Field, 1434 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,434 I could really feel the renewed energy 1435 01:05:59,565 --> 01:06:01,956 from the dark mother complex cleanse. 1436 01:06:02,086 --> 01:06:04,565 ♪ My Dead Summer 1437 01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:06,782 Yeah, right. Over here. 1438 01:06:06,913 --> 01:06:09,043 - Italiano, though. - Italian. 1439 01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:09,956 Isn't that the same thing? 1440 01:06:10,086 --> 01:06:11,434 Fine or continue. 1441 01:06:11,565 --> 01:06:13,260 Maybe we should go back to English. 1442 01:06:13,391 --> 01:06:16,652 Zeke, don't hit continuare! 1443 01:06:16,782 --> 01:06:18,130 - Honor. - English. 1444 01:06:18,260 --> 01:06:19,347 - All right. - Okay. 1445 01:06:19,478 --> 01:06:21,000 No bells accepted, single ride. 1446 01:06:21,130 --> 01:06:22,260 Single ride tickets only. 1447 01:06:22,391 --> 01:06:24,391 Single ride valid for two hours. Okay. 1448 01:06:24,521 --> 01:06:25,130 What does that mean? 1449 01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:26,434 Credit c-- 1450 01:06:26,565 --> 01:06:28,347 What Defer 2 forgot to mention 1451 01:06:28,478 --> 01:06:30,086 was that this journey was gonna take us 1452 01:06:30,217 --> 01:06:32,043 onto six different trains. 1453 01:06:47,391 --> 01:06:48,956 By the middle of the train hopscotch, 1454 01:06:49,086 --> 01:06:50,782 the full effect of our hotel ritual 1455 01:06:50,913 --> 01:06:52,260 began to take hold. 1456 01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:56,260 I really wish one of the stages of the ritual 1457 01:06:56,391 --> 01:06:58,173 was calisthenics, 1458 01:06:58,304 --> 01:07:00,652 because after being in a car for several days, 1459 01:07:00,782 --> 01:07:02,434 we could have used the exercise. 1460 01:07:08,434 --> 01:07:10,565 I'm not laughing, Zeke. I'm actually crying. 1461 01:07:10,695 --> 01:07:11,434 Okay. 1462 01:07:14,521 --> 01:07:15,391 Zip it. 1463 01:07:18,739 --> 01:07:20,956 Go to sleep for a little bit, okay? 1464 01:07:21,086 --> 01:07:23,434 - Safe for a while? - It's okay. 1465 01:07:23,565 --> 01:07:26,043 - Are you safe? - Yeah, we're safe. 1466 01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:29,826 You have something I didn't know about? 1467 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:32,521 Kenny Royce on the Scene. 1468 01:07:32,652 --> 01:07:35,782 Uh, Fio-- Fio-- Fiona, I'm on my way. 1469 01:07:35,913 --> 01:07:38,000 And so we're, uh, we're gonna get-- make-- 1470 01:07:38,130 --> 01:07:39,913 We're gonna make it there to the Citi Field, to-- 1471 01:07:40,043 --> 01:07:40,826 To Queens. 1472 01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:41,956 Did you tell Fiona? 1473 01:07:42,086 --> 01:07:43,826 But I pulled it together, 1474 01:07:43,956 --> 01:07:45,260 and sent out a shout-out to Fiona 1475 01:07:45,391 --> 01:07:47,869 in the hopes that she saw I was in New York. 1476 01:07:55,173 --> 01:07:56,478 What I've learned on this tour 1477 01:07:56,608 --> 01:07:59,217 is that the more exhausting the journey is to get there, 1478 01:07:59,347 --> 01:08:01,565 the payoff is always an amazing show. 1479 01:08:04,086 --> 01:08:05,565 I can see what my mother meant 1480 01:08:05,695 --> 01:08:09,260 by the electricity of the city, the people. 1481 01:08:09,391 --> 01:08:10,565 It was invigorating. 1482 01:08:12,913 --> 01:08:14,347 I got a high-five! 1483 01:08:14,478 --> 01:08:15,913 Yeah, high-five, man! 1484 01:08:16,043 --> 01:08:17,478 It's all downhill from here! 1485 01:08:24,478 --> 01:08:27,173 As we got to Shakedown, the crowds were insane. 1486 01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:28,782 It was almost a riot. 1487 01:08:28,913 --> 01:08:29,956 So we ditched that plan, 1488 01:08:30,086 --> 01:08:31,695 and we searched for tickets online 1489 01:08:31,826 --> 01:08:33,173 to take the pressure off Zeke 1490 01:08:33,304 --> 01:08:35,000 after the last two failed attempts. 1491 01:08:36,565 --> 01:08:40,478 All right, so Defer 1, Defer 2, we are checking out. 1492 01:08:40,608 --> 01:08:42,739 - Do you have it? - We got it. 1493 01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:44,086 You fuckin' have it! 1494 01:08:44,217 --> 01:08:45,304 I think so. Let's go 1495 01:09:07,304 --> 01:09:09,173 Hey, everybody, uh, Kenny Royce on the Scene 1496 01:09:09,304 --> 01:09:10,695 with, uh, me, myself, and Zeke. 1497 01:09:10,826 --> 01:09:12,347 That's it. 1498 01:09:12,478 --> 01:09:14,913 Uh, we're totally checking out. This is, uh, Citi Field. 1499 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,130 - Hey, how's it goin'? - Hey. 1500 01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:21,086 A lot of people in New York are not that-- they-- they-- 1501 01:09:21,217 --> 01:09:22,086 They're-- they're not-- they're not that-- 1502 01:09:22,217 --> 01:09:23,913 they're not that-- they're not that-- 1503 01:09:24,043 --> 01:09:25,652 They're not that excited to see us. 1504 01:09:25,782 --> 01:09:26,695 You're glowing, Kenny. 1505 01:09:26,826 --> 01:09:27,956 Am I glowing? 1506 01:09:28,086 --> 01:09:30,000 Look at the video. You're glowing. 1507 01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:35,608 Tell me it says-- yes, it's 125. 1508 01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:36,869 Front-row seat. 1509 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,956 Uh, it's in the middle right over there. 1510 01:09:39,086 --> 01:09:40,652 Oh, we're 525. 1511 01:09:40,782 --> 01:09:41,782 Five-- where is-- 1512 01:09:41,913 --> 01:09:45,000 That's a long way, man. 1513 01:09:45,130 --> 01:09:47,739 Wait, it's this way. It says that way. 1514 01:09:47,869 --> 01:09:50,043 All right, so we're goin' up. 1515 01:09:50,173 --> 01:09:51,652 We're goin' up. Where are we going? 1516 01:09:51,782 --> 01:09:53,391 ♪ We'll be moving on up 1517 01:09:53,521 --> 01:09:56,260 ♪ Up, up to the top 1518 01:09:56,391 --> 01:09:57,130 Yeah, that's... 1519 01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:05,130 Turning on up. Section-- section five. 1520 01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:07,043 Oh, up there, yeah. 1521 01:10:07,173 --> 01:10:08,347 What is it? 55... 1522 01:10:08,478 --> 01:10:09,304 25. 1523 01:10:09,434 --> 01:10:15,782 525, row four, uh, Citi Field. 1524 01:10:15,913 --> 01:10:18,173 What football player is 525? 1525 01:10:22,173 --> 01:10:23,739 I don't know. What are you talking about? 1526 01:10:23,869 --> 01:10:24,652 I don't wanna fight. 1527 01:10:24,782 --> 01:10:26,260 How are you, sir? 1528 01:10:27,869 --> 01:10:33,086 Um, I need to get you your-- get your-- get you-- your seat. 1529 01:10:33,217 --> 01:10:35,782 Get your seat, 1530 01:10:35,913 --> 01:10:38,739 and then we go and get ourselves some beers. 1531 01:10:38,869 --> 01:10:39,652 Like, let's just-- 1532 01:10:39,782 --> 01:10:41,173 All right, let's do it. 1533 01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:42,695 They're cheering for you, Kenny. 1534 01:10:45,739 --> 01:10:46,956 ♪ My Dead Summer 1535 01:10:54,565 --> 01:10:56,565 This last show in Queens was the best. 1536 01:10:56,695 --> 01:10:58,304 Zeke and I were really in our form, 1537 01:10:58,434 --> 01:11:00,826 and we recorded on the scene, which was my best yet. 1538 01:11:00,956 --> 01:11:03,304 Kenny Royce on the Scene! 1539 01:11:03,434 --> 01:11:06,478 Holy shit, from fucking Citi Field. 1540 01:11:06,608 --> 01:11:08,478 Holy... 1541 01:11:08,608 --> 01:11:11,695 I am fucking just-- I am on-- I-- I'm on-- I'm so many-- 1542 01:11:11,826 --> 01:11:13,304 I don't even know what I'm on. 1543 01:11:13,434 --> 01:11:15,652 Everything that, uh, that band Dead Grateful said, 1544 01:11:15,782 --> 01:11:18,173 it's so-- it's been fucking amazing. 1545 01:11:18,304 --> 01:11:21,043 It's so, I'm, uh, on the scene, and it's fucking amazing. 1546 01:11:21,173 --> 01:11:22,521 I just wanted to just get the fuck out 1547 01:11:22,652 --> 01:11:23,347 of this situation. 1548 01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:24,565 Look, how good we look. 1549 01:11:24,695 --> 01:11:26,000 What are you talking about? 1550 01:11:26,130 --> 01:11:28,826 - We look really good. - What 1551 01:11:28,956 --> 01:11:33,695 It's Zeke and, um, Kenny on the s-- on the scene. 1552 01:11:33,826 --> 01:11:37,695 It's been-- so it's been a-- it's been a... 1553 01:11:37,826 --> 01:11:39,217 Wild night. 1554 01:11:39,347 --> 01:11:40,695 So, uh... 1555 01:11:40,826 --> 01:11:41,913 He's been doing a face. 1556 01:11:42,043 --> 01:11:43,043 Myself and Zeke. 1557 01:11:43,173 --> 01:11:44,173 Uh, you're gonna have to blur 1558 01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:46,478 that face behind him. 1559 01:11:46,608 --> 01:11:48,434 What? Blur what face? 1560 01:11:48,565 --> 01:11:50,260 So let's get it. 1561 01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:54,608 So I'm just saying, like, look-- 1562 01:11:54,739 --> 01:11:57,739 Zeke, all we gotta do is-- 1563 01:11:57,869 --> 01:12:00,695 - ♪ Tonight - ♪ Tonight 1564 01:12:00,826 --> 01:12:02,782 - No, that didn't work. - Do it again. 1565 01:12:02,913 --> 01:12:05,782 So we're gonna try to-- Zeke, Zeke, all we gotta do is-- 1566 01:12:05,913 --> 01:12:07,260 - Sing it for me. - ♪ Tonight 1567 01:12:08,608 --> 01:12:10,869 Once again, I felt like Odysseus 1568 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,695 on his journey back to find Penelope. 1569 01:12:13,826 --> 01:12:17,347 Only I found myself focused on looking for Fiona. 1570 01:12:17,478 --> 01:12:18,956 So much so that I was missing out 1571 01:12:19,086 --> 01:12:21,173 on what was right in front of me. 1572 01:12:21,304 --> 01:12:24,304 The story of an amazing show with my stepdad, 1573 01:12:24,434 --> 01:12:28,173 tour sherpa, friend of the devil, Zeke. 1574 01:12:28,304 --> 01:12:29,043 Okay. 1575 01:12:31,130 --> 01:12:32,304 - Wait, wait, so-- - Yeah. 1576 01:12:32,434 --> 01:12:34,086 Hold on. 1577 01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:35,217 So I just talked to all those people 1578 01:12:35,347 --> 01:12:36,565 Yeah! 1579 01:12:36,695 --> 01:12:39,130 - With LSD? - And? 1580 01:12:39,260 --> 01:12:41,565 No wonder why everyone looks at me like I was fucking weird 1581 01:12:41,695 --> 01:12:43,043 because I was wearing an L-- 1582 01:12:43,173 --> 01:12:44,608 - Why? - I was wearing an LSD cap. 1583 01:12:44,739 --> 01:12:47,608 Yeah, because you're taking LSD, baby! 1584 01:12:48,086 --> 01:12:51,173 Hey, right there! Are you okay, hey? 1585 01:12:51,304 --> 01:12:54,260 With the culmination of the New York City show, 1586 01:12:54,391 --> 01:12:57,652 Defer 2 stayed in New York City to shoot a coffee commercial, 1587 01:12:57,782 --> 01:12:58,956 and Zeke had to leave the tour 1588 01:12:59,086 --> 01:13:01,739 to go take care of some client business. 1589 01:13:01,869 --> 01:13:04,565 True, it was the end of our roadie. 1590 01:13:04,695 --> 01:13:06,478 But with Zeke in my life, 1591 01:13:06,608 --> 01:13:08,695 the adventure never really ends. 1592 01:13:08,826 --> 01:13:12,130 You fuck with a Marine! What'd you expect? 1593 01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:17,130 But I was bummed. 1594 01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:18,347 Out of this whole tour, 1595 01:13:18,478 --> 01:13:21,086 I never seemed to catch up with Fiona. 1596 01:13:21,217 --> 01:13:23,739 So I took a week off to recuperate, 1597 01:13:23,869 --> 01:13:26,173 then make my way to Dead and Company's final show 1598 01:13:26,304 --> 01:13:28,913 on their long, strange trip, 1599 01:13:29,043 --> 01:13:32,391 to a place where my mother never actually visited, 1600 01:13:32,521 --> 01:13:34,521 to the place where the music started 1601 01:13:34,652 --> 01:13:36,173 and this Deadhead movement got a foothold 1602 01:13:36,304 --> 01:13:38,478 in the staid American lexicon 1603 01:13:38,608 --> 01:13:41,217 and danced their way into a psychedelic dream. 1604 01:13:42,304 --> 01:13:43,739 This is, uh, this is Kenny Royce. 1605 01:13:43,869 --> 01:13:46,000 - I'm here with, uh, Defer 1. - Mm. 1606 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,869 We're about-- we're about four hours out of, 1607 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,217 uh, San Francisco, and we're, um-- 1608 01:13:51,478 --> 01:13:53,913 We're on the scene. This is the last-- 1609 01:13:54,043 --> 01:13:57,217 I don't wanna say it's the last, this is the final day, 1610 01:13:57,347 --> 01:13:59,304 'cause they're not playing anymore this summer. 1611 01:13:59,434 --> 01:14:02,043 But I don't wanna say that it's the last. 1612 01:14:02,173 --> 01:14:04,260 There's a chance, there's a chance that-- 1613 01:14:04,391 --> 01:14:06,347 That this is-- 1614 01:14:06,478 --> 01:14:08,434 That it goes on, and not even that, 1615 01:14:08,565 --> 01:14:11,521 the music, the music always goes on. 1616 01:14:11,652 --> 01:14:14,086 uh, it is-- it's fuckin' hot as shit! 1617 01:14:14,217 --> 01:14:16,608 I am ready to go. I'm on the scene. 1618 01:14:16,739 --> 01:14:20,391 Couple more hours, San Francisco, here we go. 1619 01:14:54,956 --> 01:14:55,826 Cool, man. 1620 01:14:56,652 --> 01:14:58,913 As I wandered around San Francisco, 1621 01:14:59,043 --> 01:15:01,000 I really missed my tour companions: 1622 01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:08,000 Zeke, Lily, Defer 2, 1623 01:15:08,130 --> 01:15:09,695 and even Gallop. 1624 01:15:10,826 --> 01:15:13,652 But I had no time to waste for sentimentality. 1625 01:15:13,782 --> 01:15:15,347 I had a show to get to, 1626 01:15:15,478 --> 01:15:17,956 a few more on-the-scenes to report, 1627 01:15:18,086 --> 01:15:22,913 and just maybe find that miracle I've been looking for all tour. 1628 01:15:23,043 --> 01:15:25,695 Hey, everybody, this is Kenny Royce on the Scene, 1629 01:15:25,826 --> 01:15:27,347 Uh, checking in. 1630 01:15:27,478 --> 01:15:29,608 But here I am, I'm in San Francisco. 1631 01:15:29,739 --> 01:15:30,956 It's been a hard ride. 1632 01:15:31,086 --> 01:15:32,826 It's been a hard, tough-- tough tour. 1633 01:15:32,956 --> 01:15:34,347 The thing is that... 1634 01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:38,086 Fiona? Fiona! 1635 01:15:39,434 --> 01:15:42,347 Oh, my God! Wait, Kenny. 1636 01:15:42,478 --> 01:15:44,086 Oh, my gosh, how are you? Kenny Royce. 1637 01:15:44,217 --> 01:15:45,956 - I know. How are you? - Hi. Good. 1638 01:15:46,086 --> 01:15:48,304 I have been looking for you. 1639 01:15:48,434 --> 01:15:49,173 You have? 1640 01:15:49,304 --> 01:15:50,130 All tour. 1641 01:15:50,260 --> 01:15:51,521 I mean, I mean, obviously, I'm-- 1642 01:15:51,652 --> 01:15:53,260 You are going to the show? You-- are you-- are you-- 1643 01:15:53,391 --> 01:15:55,652 Duh! I mean do-- 1644 01:15:55,782 --> 01:15:57,043 Do birds shit in the woods? 1645 01:15:57,173 --> 01:15:59,130 Uh, do they? Yes, in the woods. 1646 01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:00,173 Yeah. 1647 01:16:00,304 --> 01:16:02,130 I've been looking for you and looking. 1648 01:16:02,260 --> 01:16:04,739 And it's like-- it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack. 1649 01:16:04,869 --> 01:16:06,391 Why don't we go to the show? 1650 01:16:06,521 --> 01:16:08,608 Well, I would take yes for it. 1651 01:16:08,739 --> 01:16:10,434 Then it is a date. 1652 01:16:10,565 --> 01:16:12,086 - All right. - Come on, this way. 1653 01:16:12,217 --> 01:16:13,565 Let's do it. 1654 01:16:13,695 --> 01:16:16,260 I'm in. Holy... This way. 1655 01:16:17,913 --> 01:16:20,000 Walking down the street with Fiona, 1656 01:16:20,130 --> 01:16:23,608 the whole meaning of this tour became crystal clear. 1657 01:16:23,739 --> 01:16:25,956 For me, this tour was the last chance 1658 01:16:26,086 --> 01:16:29,217 to discover new people, places, and hear the stories 1659 01:16:29,347 --> 01:16:32,391 of their lives, to live their life. 1660 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:34,956 For Zeke, this tour was the last chance 1661 01:16:35,086 --> 01:16:39,086 to say goodbye to the past: the people, the places, 1662 01:16:39,217 --> 01:16:42,826 and the passing of his ride-or-die, my mother. 1663 01:16:42,956 --> 01:16:46,608 For the Deadheads, this last tour was everything, 1664 01:16:46,739 --> 01:16:49,478 their way to gather with family and friends 1665 01:16:49,608 --> 01:16:52,391 and celebrate the waning days of their special community, 1666 01:16:52,521 --> 01:16:54,782 guided by the soundtrack of their lives 1667 01:16:54,913 --> 01:16:56,826 that ring ever long in their ears, 1668 01:16:56,956 --> 01:17:00,521 seen through a psychedelic sheen that forever holds their hearts. 1669 01:17:00,652 --> 01:17:02,043 And for this brief moment in time 1670 01:17:02,173 --> 01:17:04,565 that I embarked on the long, strange trip, 1671 01:17:04,695 --> 01:17:06,478 I felt it, too. 1672 01:17:06,608 --> 01:17:07,826 I finally understood 1673 01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:10,434 why these were the best days of my mother's life. 1674 01:17:10,565 --> 01:17:13,000 Why, when she spoke of the people, places, 1675 01:17:13,130 --> 01:17:15,391 and things, she glowed. 1676 01:17:15,521 --> 01:17:18,086 Why, to her, these days never ended. 1677 01:17:19,304 --> 01:17:23,000 It was in the music. It always was. 1678 01:17:23,130 --> 01:17:24,217 It always will be. 1679 01:17:29,173 --> 01:17:30,782 Hey, Kenny, close. 1680 01:17:30,913 --> 01:17:34,000 Uh, so we-- so we-- so here we are-- 1681 01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:36,913 San Francisco, wildest thing ever. 1682 01:17:37,043 --> 01:17:39,000 Uh, we just got through security. 1683 01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:42,217 This is amazing! Somebody got rejected. 1684 01:17:42,347 --> 01:17:43,652 Gate crush. 1685 01:17:44,826 --> 01:17:46,434 He had the Ecstasy tick him. 1686 01:17:46,565 --> 01:17:48,913 It's like what Zeke did to me in Boston. 1687 01:17:57,217 --> 01:17:58,173 Uh, so here we are. 1688 01:17:58,304 --> 01:17:59,173 We're in. 1689 01:17:59,304 --> 01:18:01,521 We're in. Me and Fiona are in. 1690 01:18:01,652 --> 01:18:03,434 Is that normal, Fiona, that, you know, 1691 01:18:03,565 --> 01:18:05,782 there's always, like, a long line for that, right? 1692 01:18:05,913 --> 01:18:07,434 Yeah, that's why I've definitely gone 1693 01:18:07,565 --> 01:18:08,478 to the bathroom in the men's room. 1694 01:18:08,608 --> 01:18:09,391 I did. 1695 01:18:46,434 --> 01:18:49,608 ♪ You know my love will not fade away ♪ 1696 01:18:49,739 --> 01:18:51,782 Hey, everybody, it's Kenny Royce. 1697 01:18:51,913 --> 01:18:55,000 I'm here at Oracle Park. Uh, it's the end of the show. 1698 01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:57,956 The entire tour is done. This is it. 1699 01:18:58,086 --> 01:19:01,173 This is the, uh, last time it's Kenny Royce on the Scene 1700 01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:06,652 and I think as the band said tonight really-- really well 1701 01:19:06,782 --> 01:19:10,913 with Brok-- Brokedown Palace, fare thee well. 1702 01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:14,434 I'll s-- I'll see you guys all very soon. 1703 01:19:14,565 --> 01:19:15,739 Kenny Royce on the Scene. 1704 01:19:15,869 --> 01:19:17,217 Hit. 1705 01:19:17,347 --> 01:19:18,391 Okay, I'll give you a hit. I'll give you a hit. 1706 01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:19,521 Ready? 1707 01:19:19,652 --> 01:19:21,391 I'ma-- I'ma put it to your mouth. 1708 01:19:21,521 --> 01:19:22,913 - Ready? - Give me that. Give-- 1709 01:19:41,043 --> 01:19:42,000 So we're just tryin'-- tryin' to-- tryin' to get-- 1710 01:19:44,086 --> 01:19:45,608 That the same thing you doin'. 1711 01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:49,304 Okay. 1712 01:19:53,304 --> 01:19:56,565 Hey-- hey, Fiona, I got-- I got the ice here. 1713 01:19:56,695 --> 01:19:58,739 I got ice ready for our drinks and-- 1714 01:19:58,869 --> 01:19:59,956 Great. 1715 01:20:04,391 --> 01:20:06,739 ♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene, yeah ♪ 1716 01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:09,652 ♪ Ha-ha, it's Kenny Rogers Royce, y'all ♪ 1717 01:20:09,782 --> 01:20:14,347 ♪ Come on, it's My Dead Summer 1718 01:20:14,478 --> 01:20:19,043 ♪ Everybody now, My Dead Summer ♪ 1719 01:20:19,173 --> 01:20:20,565 ♪ Ah 1720 01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:21,434 ♪ My... 1721 01:20:27,043 --> 01:20:30,217 ♪ Trying to find my way on down the road ♪ 1722 01:20:32,521 --> 01:20:35,652 ♪ Trying to find my way on down the road ♪ 1723 01:20:37,695 --> 01:20:43,347 ♪ I'm gonna take another turn, oh, the last time I got burned ♪ 1724 01:20:43,478 --> 01:20:46,913 ♪ The highway's long and it always takes me home ♪ 1725 01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:49,217 Yes, fuckin' these-- uh, all fuckin' day, 1726 01:20:49,347 --> 01:20:52,304 these guys have been hammering and fucking hammering, 1727 01:20:52,434 --> 01:20:54,913 and I'm trying to fuckin' shoot 1728 01:20:55,043 --> 01:20:56,304 what I'm trying to fuckin' shoot. 1729 01:20:56,434 --> 01:20:57,304 Myself. 1730 01:20:57,434 --> 01:21:00,565 Oh, oh, oh, shit. Uh, selfie. 1731 01:21:00,695 --> 01:21:01,782 Fuck! 1732 01:21:04,043 --> 01:21:05,869 I didn't realize that I was still filming. 1733 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,173 Be around. 1734 01:21:07,304 --> 01:21:08,521 - They're, uh, this, uh-- - Hey, guys. 1735 01:21:08,652 --> 01:21:09,565 Uh, so... 1736 01:21:09,695 --> 01:21:12,086 Uh, my lawyer, uh, Zeke. Go. 1737 01:21:12,217 --> 01:21:13,521 Royce on the Scene. 1738 01:21:13,652 --> 01:21:16,739 Um, we are in downtown St. Louis. 1739 01:21:16,869 --> 01:21:19,130 Lily Pad is excited. 1740 01:21:19,260 --> 01:21:20,869 They just fired some cannon. 1741 01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:24,652 What was that? 1742 01:21:24,782 --> 01:21:26,434 Mm, St. Louis looks all right. 1743 01:21:27,130 --> 01:21:28,347 Zeke, what are you doing there? 1744 01:21:28,478 --> 01:21:30,565 Exercises, Kenny. 1745 01:21:30,695 --> 01:21:32,434 It looks like you're dry humpin', uh, you know, 1746 01:21:32,565 --> 01:21:33,956 like, a, uh, something. 1747 01:21:34,086 --> 01:21:36,217 We're waiting on Defer 1 and Defer 2. 1748 01:21:36,347 --> 01:21:37,478 Yeah, they're probably getting fucking coffee. 1749 01:21:37,608 --> 01:21:39,478 And they probably got lost from Defer 2's 1750 01:21:39,608 --> 01:21:40,434 navigation skills. 1751 01:21:40,565 --> 01:21:41,782 Absolutely. 1752 01:21:41,913 --> 01:21:43,869 Uh, we're a little bit scared because, uh, 1753 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,217 the car's not here anymore. 1754 01:21:45,347 --> 01:21:47,608 Hey, let me give you a ride! 1755 01:21:49,521 --> 01:21:51,217 This is Kenny Royce live on the scene. 1756 01:21:56,869 --> 01:21:59,217 Someone was-- someone was really drying their hands there. 1757 01:21:59,347 --> 01:22:00,304 I'm in the middle of my podcast. 1758 01:22:06,478 --> 01:22:09,000 This is Kenny Royce live on scene in-- at the Kum and Go. 1759 01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:12,173 Hey, Marvin, go fuck yourself! 1760 01:22:12,304 --> 01:22:14,347 Who's Marvin? 1761 01:22:14,478 --> 01:22:17,652 It's the guy from last night. Do you not remember last night? 1762 01:22:18,826 --> 01:22:20,347 I-- I don't remember last night. What do you mean? 1763 01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:21,304 Ah, don't worry about it. 1764 01:22:21,695 --> 01:22:23,000 And, uh, see, uh-- 1765 01:22:25,043 --> 01:22:27,173 Zeke, is that more Molly? 1766 01:22:27,304 --> 01:22:28,782 Yes, it is, Kenny. 1767 01:22:29,478 --> 01:22:30,304 Gallop? 1768 01:22:30,434 --> 01:22:31,434 Gallop. 1769 01:22:37,521 --> 01:22:38,739 I'd like to change at some point. 1770 01:22:38,869 --> 01:22:40,000 I've been wearing-- 1771 01:22:40,130 --> 01:22:41,826 You fuckin' lit me right up. 1772 01:22:41,956 --> 01:22:43,782 Are we goin' up? Yeah, we're going up, right? 1773 01:22:43,913 --> 01:22:45,130 Yeah, I'm just so confused. 1774 01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:46,565 We're always stuck in elevators. 1775 01:22:47,695 --> 01:22:49,434 We haven't gone anywhere, guys. 1776 01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:50,304 Nobody hit a button. 1777 01:22:50,434 --> 01:22:51,391 Uh... 1778 01:22:51,521 --> 01:22:52,434 We're still on level three. 1779 01:22:52,565 --> 01:22:53,652 The car is right down there. 1780 01:22:53,782 --> 01:22:54,608 Level four, we went up. 1781 01:22:57,043 --> 01:22:59,260 You guys ever operated an elevator? 1782 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,130 Because I got the permit. But it's not about the permit. 1783 01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:02,956 You think I practice law with a law license? 1784 01:23:03,086 --> 01:23:04,521 My God. All right? 1785 01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:09,869 - You just-- what? - What? 1786 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:13,000 ♪ The highway's long and it always takes me home ♪